#mortier rp

[simple-giant-ed]

take this as a welcome to the insanity of this place

-gives you dog ears and tail-

Before he could read it, a puff of smoke appeared from the letter

Huh?

He didn’t notice any change.

[simple-giant-ed]

Old friend.

It is very, very good to see you here, especially someone as sensible and dependable as you. Your passing grieved me profoundly. Shall we renew our acquaintance and chat as in the good old days? Your friend,

-- The Duke of Dalmatia, @murillo-enthusiast

My dearest Soult! Why, how long has it been! Ah, nevermind I don’t want to know. It is so very good to see you *smiles widely*!! I’m sorry my passing had upset you, but know it was not a shock to me. I hope it did not shock you too much.

Yes, please, we must catch up again, you are the first familiar face I’ve seen here! How have you been holding up in this new weird Internet world? I understand you’ve been here longer than I. How is Louise? Are you still as sullen as ever? Haha!

[simple-giant-ed]

(Goya was never a big fan of war, despite his nominal neutrality. Still, he finds it impossible to be angry at a cute golden retriever of Mortier.)

Hello… Marshal.

*head scritches*

Oh, Goya! Hello! You must be that painter from Spain. Times were strained then, and probably more so for those like you. But now we can be friends without any tensions! Have a dragée!

He happily accepted the head scratches.

[simple-giant-ed]

Salut and Bonjour to all my old and new comrades!

This is the Marshal Édouard Mortier, Duke of Treviso, 15th Prime Minister of France …but it seems best to forego the celebrations considering my current, ah, state. That is, I am dead! Yet talking? Haha! So then, call me Ed or Morty or that big tall guy, I don’t mind!

With that, you must know I’m a simple and honest man, so I have but a simple and honest response to this change: Joining my fellow dead-ish friends in what is the Internet~! I have not a clue to what this is, so answers may be slow and patience much appreciated. Nevertheless, I’ll happily take in any friendly letters or queries to the best of my ability. I will be good natured, I promise! It is quite lonely here and I have plentiful of dragées to dispense.

Also, goodness! There’s a lot of us here. Hello!

OOC NOTE: 2nd hello! This is a very inaccurate roleplay blog of Napoleonic France’s Marshal Mortier by @isa-ko .

I tend to be a very busy student, so response time can vary😣🙏 Anyways, Mortier appreciation time!

[simple-giant-ed]

Hello, Mortier.

- @generaldesaix

Desaix! I’m so very happy to see you!! I remember the stories of you and your tragedy at the end. You must have been here for a while. How have you been???

He is has doggy feels right now, so he’s extremely happy to see anyone. Also he has very obvious doggy ears and tail that is showing he is happy.

[simple-giant-ed]

Leave Louis Philippe alone! Protect yourself! Big man! Think about your own safety!

Do not answer! Do not answer! Do not answer!

No, anon!! You do not understand, Louis Philippe is very dear to me. I have known him years before I was given the title of marshal and he the title of king. He is a good man!

So I beg of you, tell me where he is! I will protect him again even at the cost of my own safety!

[simple-giant-ed]

Don't go out with Louis-Philippe I. please

*dog ears perk up* Louis-Philippe is here!?! Anon, please tell me where he is, I must know if he made it out of the assassination alive!! Is this supposed to be a warning? Is he in trouble?? Anon!!

[simple-giant-ed]

Hello there!

So uh, a few things that happened:

Lannes ate a weird brownie that made him attack Ney and Soult

Ney got wings and for a while became young again

Soult became a catgirl

Bessieres laid an egg

Duroc was turned into a sheep, possesed by a ghost and turned into a fairy

There are three Napoleons, two Bessieres and two Wellingtons

Aaaaaaand Marmont is an imp

*eyes widen as he reads on* …I have several questions for some of these, but maybe it’s best not to ask…

…

BESSIÈRES DID WHAT??!!!? *breaks out laughing*