A Game of Chicken :: Linked Universe::
Inspired by the incredibly fun Linked Universe AU by @jojo56830 , (@linkeduniverse) and their latest updates. I do not know how the real plot is, and I’m taking free takes on their interactions and stories. I just want to show my appreciation towards this wonderful AU.
As a disclaimer: The original sketch of this drabble was done before the newest comics came out, along with Malon’s introduction. My writing priorities for the AU switched ridiculously fast and finished “The Blood Pulls Harder” first after the reveal. This fic is set before they reach the farm.
Rated: T because some vocabulary and um.
None of them were stranger to journeys of this kind, that was for sure. But days have passed, they ran out basic provisions and the need for warm food was starting to affect their moods.
When they reached their nearest town, they found a humble little inn near its market.
The place was small and rusty, walls were mixes of brown and red and touches of orange- the curtains, that gave the inside of the inn a warm look. They sat near the fireplace; the food smelled nice, looked hideous, tasted delicious.
And the water served to them was fresh and it tasted like water- which was a grand change after flooding their canteens with so much liquid mud during the latest rainy days.
The owner was an outrageously curvaceous old woman who only had her face to give away her real age. Everyone gave an appreciative look, except perhaps the Hero of the Wind, who was also the only one who was offered milk. He busied himself to happily chug the content of his mug instead. The milk was thick and already sweetened with honey and chamomile, the boy appreciated it with a hum.
The music in the inn came from an old violin with missing strings played by a blind, fat man.
It was a nice place.
The Hero of Legend was the one who suggested to stay there and have a good, proper rest.
"So unusual of the stingy old man to want spend money for once" teased the Hero of Warriors.
"I'm an old man indeed, and I need a good bed from time to time" the senior hero played along with no shame.
"Now now," The Hero of Time said, "I do believe one night to spend in comfort will raise morale among us men."
"I support this" hurried the Hero of Hyrule, "every now and then it is good to find us some-" he cleared his throat and looked at his cup of water "Morale raising stuff, yes."
The Hero of Time gave him a suspicious look, but the Hero of Warriors was quicker. He stretched one arm on the smaller hero's shoulder and squeezed him, laughing.
"You’re suggesting us to get drunk are you not?"
The mighty Hero of Warriors olympically ignored their leader's burning glare, more interested on how many of his friends' ears twitched up in sudden interest.
The Hero of Hyrule though, didn't miss the leader's disproving look.
"I just say, it wouldn't hurt a little fun" he said in a low voice.
"Booze and women" suggested the Captain. He was clearly joking. Sort of. Hopefully.
The Hero of Hyrule groaned as his friend just seemed to dig a hole big enough for the both of them.
The Chosen Hero stiffened visibly. The Hero of Twilight let out a laugh, but the Hero of the Wild just rolled his eyes in annoyance. The leader, the Hero of Time, kept his one healthy eye on them with a silent, murderous warning.
"No women" warned the Hero of Swords, pointing a finger at the Captain across the table.
The Hero of Warriors winked at him. "I'll get a man just for you." Then, he blew him a kiss.
The sword smith snorted at the offer, but recovered in seriousness to then say "You know what I mean." His eyes flickered to the group's youngest.
"Why women?" asked then the Hero of the Wind, with big eyes and a mouth full of cheese. And he was met with silence.
He then frowned and twisted his mouth, looking at the Hero of Warriors with disapproval. "Does this have to do with child making?"
And the table joined in one loud gasp.
"Child making" repeated the Chosen Hero in a whisper, pressing his forehead to the table before letting out an embarrassed laugh.
The Hero of Swords crossed his arms over his chest and gave the Captain a waiting look, and so did the Hero of Winds.
The Hero of Warriors opened his mouth, then closed it, then opened it again. His face grew warm.
"No women" he said, then.
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"So, no children" the Hero of Warriors raised an eyebrow, a dancing joke on his throat.
The experienced Hero of Time could tell. Oh, he could tell.
And yet, "no children" he said.
Feeling humored, the Hero of Warriors licked his lips. "May I ask why?"
"Hey now," warned the Hero of Swords, "watch out for where this conversation is going." Beside him, the Hero of the Winds blinked very slowly, then yawned. He may be fourteen years old, but no one should ever underestimate the power of warm milk and chamomile can have on a tired body. The swordsmith regarded him with healthy envy, as his cup of ale wasn't giving him the same effects just yet.
The Hero of Warriors, drunk as he was, did not pay his friends any mind no longer.
The Hero of Time just shrugged. "Bad luck, I believe- or good luck, depending on how you see it." He let out a soft chuckle. "I already worry enough for my wife now that I'm away, I do not know how I could cope if I left her to raise a child of ours, all alone."
The group chorused a hum of understanding.
On a different situation, the Hero of Twilight would've offered comfort- he'd rest his head on his master's shoulder, or pat his back. He knew "Mavourneen" (as he decided to refer to her exclusively to tease his senior) was a soft, intimate topic- secretive, even. He himself was most interested in it, he wanted to know everything he could about her.
But he did not want to know about this particular thing about her. Or his senior.
And to make it all worse, he was sober.
Because the Hero of Warriors- curse him- made sure that this time none of the seniors, Time and Legend, could skip booze like last time. But they still needed at least two of them to keep sober in case anything happens; the Chosen Hero offered himself politely, and for the other one they drew straws.
The Hero of Twilight twisted and cracked the tiniest straw on his hand once more, and took a sip of water.
He should've seen it coming, the Captain was as nosy as his junior- Wild- was, with the only difference that the Hero of the Wild was much quieter and better at hiding it.
Even as hammered as he was now, the only thing that gave away his thirst for gossip about The Wife Topic, was the little sparkle in Wild's drunk, half closed eyes.
But The Hero of Warriors' nosiness was but an enormous contrast to his junior's. He felt no pity for their leader's words, and the interested smirk never left his face. He planned to go on, because the real question in the air had nothing to do with children.
It was a game of chicken, in which the Captain wanted to see how much he could push and insist about their leader's sex life without actually saying it. He didn't just want to get him drunk, he wanted to see the always calm, collected Hero of Time embarrassing himself.
The Hero of Time met his eyes with a lazy smile, his shoulders down and relaxed. He had a cup of ale on his hand, but Twilight never saw him raise it to his lips. Or perhaps never noticed when he did so? It cannot be his first cup. It's been an hour and everyone else had consumed enough alcohol to embrace the abyss- the Hero of Legend was dropping smooches over his pouch of money, the rest of the world was dead to him.
The Hero of Twilight gulped, eyes fixed on his master. He's got to be drunk, he thought, to be humoring the captain like this.
It was a game of chicken, because their leader was aware of the other man's intentions and was allowing this much to see how far will the Hero of Warriors' insistence go to get this information out of him, without saying something that would most definitely cross a big, fat boundary.
And somehow everyone was doomed to be embarrassed on their behalf- instead of them. The Hero of Twilight could already feel the shame bubble up his throat, his face was warm and he had no ale in his system.
The conversation went on, every word chosen carefully. The Hero of Warriors had his tongue dancing around his true curiosity, and the Hero of Time replied with just enough to keep the questions coming, but nothing else.
At every question, the face of Hero of Hyrule grew redder and the Hero of Swords' glare grew stronger. At some point, the Chosen Warrior cleared his throat and tried to derive the conversation, but the rest was too shocked or embarrassed to even speak over the table and take his lead, and his attempt was crushed by the worst possible question ever.
"Earlier, you said it could be because of bad luck," there was tease on the captain's words. "What kind of bad luck?"
The Hero of Twilight tensed. The Chosen hero shut his mouth instantly and finished his full cup of water in three loud gulps. The Hero of the Wild held a snort.
The Hero of Legend did not care.
"I beg your pardon?" The Hero of Time cocked his head, looking and sounding genuinely confused. But he was not, and Twilight knew. His senior was pulling for another question. Curse him, too.
The Hero of Hyrule let out a whimper- Twilight feared for the poor man's life, his face was so red it seemed like his nose would bleed cascades any minute now.
For such a legendary warrior, this was no honorable way to meet his maker.
Twilight did not fear however, for the captain's life. He deserved this. The man was drunkenly impaling himself in the chest with the Biggoron Sword and having the time of his life while doing so.
"I just want to know" continued the Hero of Warriors, and everyone held his breath. "Hopefully she has all the curves in all the right places?" and to soothe the blow, he added "I want only the best for you, my friend."
There was a collective gasp. Suddenly Wild wasn't having that much fun anymore, he dropped his cup of ale on his lap and cursed under his breath. The Hero of Hyrule audibly groaned and beside him, the Chosen Hero covered his face with his hands and breathed an "Oh dear".
There it was- the big, fat boundary.
At this point, The Hero of Twilight was sure his entire body personified an ass clench.
The Hero of Legend did not care.
But the Hero of Sword could not take this any longer; he stood up abruptly and his chair fell to the ground.
"I'm going to sleep" he announced, not hiding his embarrassment and indignation towards the entire table. All of them, either for starting this conversation or for never stopping it. He was offended at all of them.
His eyes softened when he turned to their youngest companion. "Come with me, brother" he called.
The Hero of the Winds reacted to his best friend's voice, and let out another yawn to break his hour-long quietness.
"I'm not sleepy" he said. His left cheek was pressed to the table, had been so for a while. He regarded the swordsmith with only one eye open.
And yet, the Hero of Swords respected his comrade's claim.
"But I am" he insisted gently, offering Wind a hand. "It's dangerous to go alone."
Wind blinked once, twice, and his head rose. "You're right" he took his friend's hand to stand up, a little dizzy. He was sleepy. "You must be drunk, I'll protect you."
The Hero of Swords allowed this assumption and nodded, grateful.
And with them walking away into their rooms, the tension was gone. Or so everyone hoped.
But it wasn't.
The Hero of Twilight felt a mischievous, dangerous aura behind him.
After all, the Hero of Time had yet to react to the fact that his wife was called ugly and undesirable to his very face.
Suddenly the Hero of Twilight realized he entered a game of chicken himself, between him and the entire exchange he witnessed between leader and captain. He could've excused himself an entire hour ago, knowing he did not want to hear about this. It was a game in which he tried to collect as much of innocent information about her without it being tainted forever. The game totally humiliated him.
He turned to his master.
The Hero of Time still had that lazy smile on his face, his one eye fixed on the Hero of Warriors, whose face lost all color. Apparently, he managed to sober up a little. He looked like he regretted every single word that came out of his mouth in the past hour.
The air felt thick.
"No more questions" said the Hero of Time, his voice did not match his smile. The words came so cold the Hero of Warriors felt it on his skin and hissed.
The Hero of Twilight finally assumed defeat and sat up. Just because the captain deserved it did it mean Twilight would enjoy the slaughter.
It took all the power of his knees to raise his body up, tearing through the heavy atmosphere created by his master's authority. He excused himself with a quick "I'm going outside for air" even though he wasn't drunk, and avoided all the pleading eyes of the rest of his comrades because he was not helping anyone out of it. He was not strong enough.
He wanted to run out of the inn, but he had pride. The Hero of Twilight walked slowly towards the door that would save him, feet itching to walk faster but he had self control. He had it.
"But just so you know-" said the Hero of Time, and his voice had changed entirely. He sounded almost playful- and that sent a chill of fear down Twilight's spine. The inn had no air suddenly. Their leader cleared his throat before continuing, and the sound of it alone made The Hero of Twilight hop three steps closer to the door.
He no longer had pride.
But it was still too late.
"-- I am insatiable around her."
Finally, The Hero of Time's face broke into a full grin as he watched his younger peers choke on their drinks. The Hero of Warriors covered his face in his hands, clearly never ready for this answer. Shame was the darkest shade of red, and it tainted the captain's ears before their leader's mischievous eye.
Everyone else was coughing ale out of their lungs- the Chosen Hero, whose cup was empty and had had no alcohol throughout the night, choked on air alone.
Everyone was dying but The Hero of Legend, pouch hugged to his chest. He did not care.
Time finally laughed when he heard a groan behind him, followed by a hard thud as his junior, the Hero of Twilight, banged his head to the door. It was then when he took the first sip of his first cup of ale.
He won the game.















