Logicalisleep + “Is that a damn rabbit?”
Losleepality - Rabbit
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"Is that a damn rabbit?"
Patton lifted the rabbit in his arms, smiling at his two confused boyfriends, who had just entered their apartment.
"Her name's Bunny! We're pet-sitting for my cousin," he explained. "Wanna hold her?"
Remy shook his head. "Nah, babe. I'm not getting fur on my jacket."
"I'd rather not get fur on my clothes, either, and I don't even know how to correctly hold a rabbit."
"C'mon, I can show you!"
Logan sighed. "Could you, perhaps, have asked us, before volunteering to take care of this... Bunny?"
Patton gave them a sheepish smile.
"Sorry," he apologised. "In my defence, she is very cute."
"Not as cute as you, sugar," Remy responded immediately, without a second thought.
Patton giggled, and Logan shot him a flat look.
"Is now really the time to flirt?"
Remy grinned at him. He slowly walked the fingers of his left hand up Logan's arm, across his shoulder and up his neck, before slowly running his thumb across Logan's jawline. Logan's face reddened significantly, and Patton giggled again.
"You're cute, too, baby."
Logan cleared his throat, adjusting his tie and turning away to avoid eye contact. Both Patton and Remy exchanged an amused look.
"Again," he said, in a slightly more strangled voice than before. "Are we really prepared to take care of a rabbit? And how long are we watching her for, anyway?"
"Three days," Patton answered with a smile, gently bouncing the fluffy white rabbit in his arms. "And Emmy gave me all the things we needed, so we should be okay!"