UHMMMMMMM ILL GIVE U A CLUE: STARTS W G ENDS WITH ERITA
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who cooks normally?: dinner is the only meal they really regularly cook For each other; feli does main dishes and lud contributes bread and sides and sometimes dessert. they fend for themselves for lunch and feli doesn’t do much in the way of breakfast (tho lud generally starts the coffee for him and makes sure theres a pastry and fruit somewhere visible, feli’s not really operative until after breakfast).
how often do they fight?: not very often. i think they probably don’t talk over their issues as much as they should so they’ve probably had one or two major legit fights where everything just sort of Comes Up and it’s very draining. they’re getting better at it tho
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: they’re both separated on business a lot of the time so like they both hang out with their relatives. lud does a lot of reading and plays with his dogs and works more than he maybe should. feli takes a ton of naps and paints and probably picks up a lot of hobbies that he drops after a couple days
nicknames for each other?: ok so lud is a secret cheeseball and has a ton of pet names for feli most of which are kinda embarrassing and several of which he has accidentally used in professional settings. a BRIEF LIST: feli, felichen, schatzi, süßer, liebling, mausi, spatzi, and nudelchen. if it can be roughly translated to “cutie pie” he’s probably at least thought it. also angel but lud is not saying that out loud he will combust and die. feli’s also got several, which are: tesoro, bello, lud, lou, and lulu. he probably called lud puppy once and lud was like WHAT THE FUCK.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: feli is making an effort to pay more often (it’s romantic!!) but lud is still more likely to pick up the bill. very roughly whoever had the idea to eat out is more likely to pay, but more often than not it’s lud.
who steals the covers at night?: feli steals them and rolls himself up in them so lud wakes up cold and cuddling a feli burrito
what would they get each other for gifts?: feli gets lud interesting books and things with dogs on them (his favorite is probably a mug with a bad joke about dachshunds on them, or it says something like dad-chsund). lud…….is kind of boring with his gifts but he gets feli art supplies a lot and things like “please accept these new saucepans as tokens of my affection”. also like books with good reproductions of art.
who remembers things?: lud. he has a house schedule and calendar and planner. feli remembers things in a kind of scattershot way but lud is the one who remembers to take the grocery list when he goes out
who cusses more?: feli cusses a lot but in like a weirdly cute way (mostly, it’s less cute when he’s supposed to be driving but instead he’s getting into really inventive blasphemy please watch where you’re going). like he curses in the exact same tone of voice people say “aw shoot” or “dang it” in. like [little chirpy voice from the kitchen] fucking fuck! lud doesnt curse much at all beyond like “oh shit i’m sorry i’m awful” when he accidentally steps on his dogs paw. he doesn’t even really curse when he’s angry tbh.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: lud stays really close to feli and like frets over him a lot and is probably a little bit irritating but it’s because he’s very worried. depending on the type of hurt (like, trips over the coffee table and sprains his wrist versus someone intentionally hurting him) feli can be either like “i will hug u better” and maybe also laughing a bit at him (in a kind way) or straight up going to cut someone.
who kissed who first?: this is a difficult question?? i think like, lud probably noticed felis kisses were getting closer to his mouth than before and just…moved his head a bit one time but also they probably had kissed each other Just As Friends We Swear several times by that point. but i think the first one to do it intentionally romantically was probably lud. he almost had a heart attack.
who made the first move?: feli, idk how much of it was flirting-with-intent and how much was flirting-because-it’s-fun. whatever it was he had a lot of fun doing it even though he was kinda nervous about scaring lud off
who started the relationship?: the relationship mutually started without either of them knowing it tbh. four months after they started dating they realized they were dating. it was very embarrassing for them but nobody else even knew they hadn’t been before so it worked out fine.
