Oct 10, 2020
Kiss and Tell
Niece: Would you rather kiss a zebra or kiss a sloth?
Me: I hugged a zebra once, does that count?
Niece: Noooo
Me: An elephant kissed me, what about that?
Niece: Still does not count!
Me: Zebra, I guess. It can't be much different than kissing a horse and I've done that.
Me: But I'd rather kiss an Okapi
Niece: [19 chat stickers that are probably trying to convey that I'm weird]
Me: I'm not the one in this conversation kissing sloths.