#mostly comedy

[gaybishmac]

I was tagged by my bro @bottomdennisenthusiast

name 10 of your favorite characters without naming them

this was so hard to narrow down so I made myself only do one from each show or movie... 😩

let's go with the obvious one first because only 9 would fit in the collage

I'm going to tag... @driedinkblots @haunted-obsidian-of-asgard @shinyfaerielights

[moontheoretist]

“But what about him?” asked May. “What offer?” “He offered to paint the baby’s nursery,” explained Tony, getting himself more comfortable on the pillows of the couch. “And he’s a damn good artist.” “Then say yes,” said Evelyn, shrugging at the twin look of disapproval sent her way by Happy and Pepper. "I mean, if he's good enough, why not take advantage?" “But I don’t want to spend a prolonged period of time with him,” he complained. With the new additions of the Wasp, Ant-Man and Captain Marvel to the Avengers, as well as the various part time members, it was clear that even if Tony returned to be a full time Avenger after Peanut was born they probably wouldn’t have to work together ever again, considering Rhodey was a team leader. “Also, I don’t particularly want him to know where I live.” “Then say no,” said May. “But he’s really good.” Loki huffed, giving him a look. “What exactly do you wish for us to say?” “I don’t know,” complained Tony, stabbing his slice of cheesecake. “Choose for me.” “Quit your whining, I’m not Strange, and you won’t have me doing what you wish for by batting your lashes at me or pouting,” said Loki, rolling his eyes at him, eliciting snickers from his betraying friends. Tony gasped, offended. “What are you talking about! I don’t whine.” Everybody fell silent at this, each of them looking at him in a very judging manner. Pepper clearly should not have invited these people to his baby shower, they weren’t his real friends. “I don’t!” “Tony, I love you, but you do”, told him Pepper, looking at him pityingly. “And Stephen in particular folds like lawn chair the second you bat your lashes at him. It's kind of cute.”

falling in love the wrong way round by stylishvivi

HE IS FOLDING LIKE A LAWN CHAIR XDDDDD

I am dying from laughing at this fic.

Summary: Tony is an Omega, Stephen is an Alpha, they have sex on a donut spaceship and Tony gets pregnant and there are shenanigans of IronStrange incoming. And a lot of pregnant Tony whiny bitching.

[cactuskat]

Do you all think sharks recognize what a baby of their species is? Like- on average.

I mean, essentially baby sharks just look like scaled down shark

Do they just see them and think “Woah, look at that small chad”

And then baby shark is just like “Goo :P”

[allthewayabt]

michelin man being dragged off the podium is a visual representation of something.

[caught-in-a-lie-blog1]

i have a strange need to start another series

[rippedjeansandcoffeebeans]

Would really like to make out with someone right now..

[fuckyeahjamesacaster]

Another set by James Acaster, as part of Doggett and Ephgrave's new comedy and music club 'Mostly Comedy'. Year 2008! Baby Acaster :D

[fuckyeahjamesacaster]

I deep-beavered youtube again, and here's another set by James Acaster. Minute 4:41.

From Doggett and Ephgrave's comedy and music club 'Mostly Comedy'.