I made a new year resolution to not say the word squirt (long story lol) anymore. I failed this morning.
I'm about to be so fucking annoying when this comes out.
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I made a new year resolution to not say the word squirt (long story lol) anymore. I failed this morning.
I'm about to be so fucking annoying when this comes out.
Whoa, my notes exploded. *waves to everyone and especially @aerialsquid!*
mamasgirl92001 replied to your post:
I feel you. There is exactly 1 fix for the pair on ao3. Drives me nuts.
I'm fucking dying because yes there is exactly one fic AND IT'S MINE I just got your kudos on it this morning akdhfskjdh thank you!
Also hmu if you want to talk about this ship because YES HELLO [waves at you frantically across the internet]
I cannot be the first person to meme this but tfw it’s December 19th and some people are STILL not messaging you to claim their free annual Friendship Item.
🍃 🌿 🌲!
fen 🍃 - do you have any goals for the future? - I feel awkward answering this because I’m honestly pretty anxious/insecure about the future in general and don’t have much faith in myself to achieve anything. But I guess “get a Land Rover and go travelling” is the biggest one.
fern 🌿 - if you were any kind of plant, which one would you be? - I think I’d be a cottongrass. I’m not sure why, I just weirdly relate to them being these small fluffy things that grow in all the kinds of wild places I love best.
lichen 🌲 - what do you like to collect? - I usually start collecting things by accident and then can’t stop. I like tiny things, especially tiny things that are smaller versions of bigger things (toy cars, Warhammer miniatures, etc). I also tend to collect memory-items, like old gig tickets and band shirts that are way past wearable condition but are still special to me.
Thank you for asking! <3
Hathor, Thot(h), HOEnir, LOKI!!!!, Aphrodite :)
Hathor: What brings you joy? - Looking at things, telling stories, making things, magic and nature and art and music. Driving. Many, many things.
Thoth: Do you like to read/write? - Absolutely. I’ve been doing the latter just about since I could do the former and I’ve never really stopped my entire life. Reading is how I discover worlds I want to play with, writing is how I play with them, or build whole new ones. I wouldn’t give it up for the world.
Hœnir: Are you a silent or talkative person? - This is really context-sensitive. I think on balance silent, because I don’t have that overwhelming urge to talk about anything to anyone that some people seem to, but I love to talk to people I trust about things that are actually important to me/them.
Loki: What is the best trick you've ever pulled on someone? - I don’t really know... I’m not a trickster by nature, I don’t like upsetting people. Although I did once sabotage my asshole classmates’ attempt to play a pathetic April Fool prank by all turning up five minutes late to Latin class (wow, great prank, so clever!) by going up at the normal time and telling our teacher what was up. She, gods bless her, calmly gave me everyone’s freshly-marked homework and told me to put it out on the desks in any order I liked, and then everyone who got in late would have to sit where I’d put them. I took a lot of vindictive pleasure in splitting up everyone who usually picked on me. Possibly I’m more of a counter-prankster than a prankster...
Aphrodite: What do you think of yourself? - Little that’s good, these days, sadly.
sheets, snow, sunflower, sweet?
sheets: your sexual orientation*compass needle spinning slowly round and round* Definitely bi/panromantic of some kind. Asexual with a very dirty mind and more experience than you’d expect. It’s all a bit complicated.
snow: what is your favorite time of year and why?This is really hard to answer because they all have their charm, but maybe Hallowe’en because it’s also Samhain aka my favourite pagan festival. I love that cusp-of-the-year feeling between summer and winter when the nights are closing in and the lights are being lit.
sunflower: what do you love and cherish?My cars. Also my many, many resident fictional characters. Stories > life.
sweet: what candies or cakes are you fond of?Cardamom cake, golden syrup cake, chocolate fudge cake. And I miss Thorntons Eden chocolates something fierce.
WASP!
Hehe, honestly my life has slowed down a lot since the days when WASP were one of my major frames of reference, but “Little Death” is probably still the song that makes me miss my past self the most. I know, I know, death is bad for you, but you never forget your first love, right? Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enU6sK41ZZE Thanks for asking!