/Yelling at the Order Symbol/ Dammit! What part of “1000 Prince Points for a Drinking Contest Festival” don’t you understand?!
/When the symbol has no response, he gets mad, even though he knows it wouldn’t respond. He takes out his sword and whacks the thing/ Take that!
/Somehow forgetting the power of his own weapon, he blinks in surprise as the symbol vanishes and is replaced with some lumber/ ...Oops.
/He hurriedly collects the lumber and runs outside, then back inside again. Oddly, the Order Symbol is back in its place, completely unharmed/
...
...How the crap does that always happen?!












