doctor--idiot replied to your post “Ok guys. tell me about your biggest fic pet peeves, in porn or...”
really OOC sex talk, weird names for 'penis', etc.
Yeah, OOC in general gets me, but I also feel like it’s really subjective? So I try not to let myself be irritated about it and just respect that the author has a different view of the character than me.
I would love to hear the weirdest name for penis that you (or anyone) have read. Most of the time, I can get around things I dislike (like ‘member’ or ‘channel’ oh god channel kills me) but it completely takes me out of the moment and then I can’t find it sexy anymore.
mostlywincest replied to your post “Ok guys. tell me about your biggest fic pet peeves, in porn or...”
Spelling and grammar omG.
Yes, this is why betas deserve trophies and also why I obsessively skim through parts of everything I post at random times (and every time I find another typo, goddamnit). Also related, bad formatting. If a fic looks like one giant, unbroken paragraph, I’m not even gonna get started.
Answer my question pretty please?