Things no longer allowed in 2Doc fics because I frikkin said so - so you gotta think of something else
- Murdoc's 'calloused' fingers
- Murdoc 'looking at 2-D with mismatched eyes'
- Murdoc being 'the raven haired man'
- 2-D being 'the bluenette' it's not a word, and if it was it'd be for women because of the '-ette'
- Murdoc being a homophobe at any point because that beyond ooc of the founder of one of the most progressive and politically active bands on the music scene today
- 2-D being a butt virgin. Look at that boy - he gets it all the time, stop tryna kid yourself,
- Murdoc being a butt virgin. That mans a playa - he's been there done that or had that done or whatever or
- Murdoc saying Satan or referring to Satanism every other freaking sentence
- Making 2-D a complete and utter naïve blockhead. He's a fully gown adult, not a toddler - he's knows what stuff is. Also he's surprisingly capable of human thought above the level of that of an actual carrot.
- Making Murdoc super freaking old. He's in his early fifties, not his late seventies, calm it down on the whole 'ehhh im an old man help meee' thing
- Also the whole 'ah i was born in the 60's i don't know any millennial slang ahh what does lol mean' like, c'mon...
- Murdoc being chubby past phase 2 - he got bony then he got ripped, check your facts fellas
- 'i luv you' 'im murdoc and i don't know human emotions because my dad sux fuk u ahh im running away bye go die while i avoid you until i finally face how i feel and then we can fuk but this time it's different because we said we luv each other' this is the plot to about 704 fics out there, the charm has worn off at this point
- Over-doing 2-D's lisp. Just. Be casual. Don't thhhgthhthhhhth everything ok?
- 'do yew wanna go outside?' 'i haven't seen yew in a while' 'thank yew' 'yew look like you need some sleep' 'can I talk to yew?' just don't do it man.
- English slang is allowed - especially Murdoc's midlands slang - but don't go writing the English accent out phonetically all the god damn time or I'll actually die
- If you 'bloody' and 'blooming' all over the place I'm gonna have a stroke
- Noodle being like 'squeee yaoi!!! i wanna watch you fuk!!! aha yaoi all the way because i'm from japan land ✌️' what kinda backwards lunatic wants to watch two of their closest friends have sex??? especially in early-phase fics - what kinda backwards lunatic child????? c'mon guys?!?!??!! and seeing as Noodle has never shown any interest in yaoi canonically, idek where this comes from....
- Russel somehow staying out of everything for the entire thing. 2Doc fics obviously star 2-D and Murdoc, but as far as the other two are concerned, Noodle's the only one who seems to ever have a side role - Russel fuckin disappears for the whole fic!! If you're only writing 2-D and Murdoc, that's fine, let them romance in peace. But if they're doing band stuff and Russel is just in the corner in silence while Noodle is the only other character aside from the main two - rethink your life choices my dude
- This applies to all fics: 'noods'. If you don't see the problem, say it out loud. If you still don't see the problem, say it out loud in front of your grandma. It's a bad nickname. Come up with something else for the love of god, it's just downright innappropiate guys.
- Murdoc hurting 2-D in any way after they've gotten together (unless it's a super angsty fic) because that completely defeats the purpose of the ship entirely
| Feel free to add your own fic peeves on :) |
