#motherbird

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With February knocking on our door, with its many holidays, I’m planning out our growing season on the assumption that we’ll have another child next year. Cause that’s normal, right?

[gullveigheidhr]

I hate the king, but there is 1 benefit to kingsday - 15% discount on everything at Hema

We got baby clothes!

We got wooden toys!

We got somethings for witchcraft purposes!

Woo!

[gullveigheidhr]

Am I overreacting, panicking, or correct?

AND WHY DOES IT TAKE 2 WEEKS TO FIND OUT?

It doesn’t help that I’ve only just got back to myself and thus don’t quite know how to translate gutfeeling to reason.

[gullveigheidhr]

Send both grandmothers an unprompted update with photos and video of Perun. I know my mother-in-law will be ecstatic (she’s trying really hard not to be intrusive since she’s very extroverted and we’re introverted autists), but since my mother has been quietly shunning us I’m curious to see her reaction.

And tes, this is absolutely a test. Sue me. I need to know where we stand.

[gullveigheidhr]

Excuse me if I just,

Husband is thankfully more open to pagan ideas, etc. But his reservoir of knowledge isn’t very good yet. So every now and then he asks me to look at something because this guy says some interesting things but I don’t know enough if it makes sense.

Today - its the most pure bullshit

[gullveigheidhr]

Good morning. I just realised we were explicitly not invited to my grandmother’s birthday (I haven’t seen her in person in 2 years) and was told to call instead. A call that was rushed, while the whole family was there.

Husband and I are the only ones not vaccinated in the family.

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Babies are magic. They do not abide by the laws of physics nor the normal distribution of matter.

There’s more poop stored in his belly than ought to be possible. And he keeps giggling about it.