#mothman 2024

[otto-sea-main]

Maybe you saw me this year!

[my-eyes-explode]

President mothman. He has my vote

[anarcho-occultism]

Mothman is real, he’s running for Senate in 2024 and I’m gonna be his campaign manager.

Key platform planks:

-Pass a right to lurk law that requires people let you just vibe wherever you please so long as you aren’t hurting anyone

-freedom to screech as loudly as you want when confronted by challenges regardless of societal perception of how big they are

-make sure schools are well funded and STEM classes strengthened so the next generation never experiences any bridge collapses

-universal healthcare