Oct 27, 2012
Fuck you Universe
Me: Can I have a sip of your mnt. dew, Kylie?
Kylie: Well, I still have that little cough. You remember last time this happened. I had a cough, you drank from my soda, and you were so sick you stayed in bed for a week.
Me: Pfff, I want that dew so much I don't even care. Hand it over.
Approximately two weeks later: OH FUCK. I get my period, and six hours later my small cough turns into 102 fever, body chills, a sore throat, still have the cough, AND cramps.
The mnt. dew was not worth it.
