just saw a birth announcement thing that was like "3 inches went in. 19 inches came out" and i am on the floor in tears i'm laughing so hard what is wrong with heterosexual people

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just saw a birth announcement thing that was like "3 inches went in. 19 inches came out" and i am on the floor in tears i'm laughing so hard what is wrong with heterosexual people
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went to Me island and I was there yesss
these types of tweets make me feel like a celebrity who has fake death announcement every two weeks
just because elphaba is gay doesn't mean she's a friend of dorothy. in fact,
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