Nov 17, 2025
OT4, inspired by this line in Deadpool 2:
Wade Wilson: I'm gonna go make dessert. You get the strap-on, and let's make a superbaby. Vanessa: Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but we can try.
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OT4, inspired by this line in Deadpool 2:
Wade Wilson: I'm gonna go make dessert. You get the strap-on, and let's make a superbaby. Vanessa: Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but we can try.
mpreg!Wade
Related to this post, in which Wade gets pregnant. But this happens either before, or is a different timeline Warning for DP-history illness/violence mention + Pregnancy discussion
Vanessa: You seem really keen on being the one pregnant Deadpool: Yeah. I mean, why the hell not? Equality for everyone! Spidey: Wait. Actually... How long does it take for a normal person to recover from labor? Cable: About 6-8 weeks Spidey: 6-8 weeks!! Vanessa: Huh. (to Wade) And if you were the one going through labor, you'd be all recovered the next day. Deadpool: Yup! Vanessa: Wow. That's almost unfair. Deadpool: (fake hair flip) Yup! All you gotta do is catch some cancer, and almost die like 200 times. Vanessa: I'm glad he's dead. Cable: I'd go back in time to kill him for you, but... Deadpool: But then the cancer would've gotten me. (everyone falls silent. Vanessa hugs wade. spidey hugs him too. Then Cable hugs them all.) Deadpool: Hey, I just got an idea. Spidey: Why am I afraid to know what it is? Deadpool: What if we ALL tried knocking each other up? Spidey: WTF Vanessa: Hell yeah! Equality! Cable: (shrug) Deadpool: Oooh! What if we all get pregnant at the same time? Spidey: Oh hell no Cable: Not advisable Vanessa: (snicker) Deadpool: (snort) Vanessa: I'd pay to watch that movie Deadpool: (high fives) Spidey: What did I get myself into... Cable: It's not going to happen Deadpool: Don't jinx yourself, Priscilla.