Mar 23, 2017
brunch has replaced church
Ron Bennington, The Bennington Show, January 26th, 2017 (SiriusXM Radio)
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brunch has replaced church
Ron Bennington, The Bennington Show, January 26th, 2017 (SiriusXM Radio)
that's why you're not a zoologist. that, and the other reason is the animals complain about your smell. it isn't bullshit. it smells like horseshit.
Ron Bennington, The Bennington Show, January 24th, 2017 (SiriusXM Radio)
when I was younger, it wasn't so "PC." We didn't give out trophies to everyone, OK? We used to get medals, instead. little medals you could wear, or a patch. these were better times, you know? when I was little, we had Vietnam. Your dad or your brother could be killed at any second. it was great.
Ron Bennington, The Bennington Show, January 12th, 2017 (SiriusXM Radio)
she told me. and then we did the bathing suit test. where... I put on a bathing suit, and then I said "touch me all the places where Johnny touched you."
Ron Bennington, The Bennington Show, January 12th, 2017 (SiriusXM Radio)
why don't you just say this? why don't you just write to her: "I saw your [tinder] pic. me likey; me licky." see if she digs that.
Ron Bennington, The Bennington Show, January 6th, 2017 (SiriusXM Radio)
jesuschrist, you're the biggest 24 year old ever. Can I tell you something? James Dean was your age when he died... and he could have lived in your asscrack.
Ron Bennington, The Bennington Show, January 4th, 2017 (SiriusXM Radio)
By the way, the pull-out method is 100% safe. So you never have to worry about that. Precum is a myth.
Ron Bennington, The Ron And Fez Show, March 23, 2015 (SiriusXM Radio)
[Pepper Hicks] is real; he's also in rehab. Please stop asking me about it, and don't bring it up to him when he comes back. I hope the best for him, but I plan on leaving little airline and hotel liquor bottles all around the office. Why? Let's see how good your fucking rehab worked, motherfucker! There it is - sweet, sweet liquor to make you forget your rehab pain.
Ron Bennington, The Ron And Fez Show, March 20th, 2015 (SiriusXM Radio)