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Mr. Cluck is NOT happy with me for revealing his crimes. Now he's threatening to release the clowns on me, and they are NO JOKE!

I didn't even realize he had money for body guards, let alone clown body guards (the most expensive and dangerous type).

The three of them keep giggling and whispering about a ball pit, acid, and cotton candy. Am I cooked?

Rip Mr. Cluck

Aka "give this chicken a purpose"

What's in your pocket?~ 👀

Yesterday wasn't great, and I refuse to be unhappy this October. Therefore I went back in time to create a better first day of spooky month!

If you're reading this and it is October 2nd, then I failed in my mission and was killed by the Time Being (as pictured).

If it's any other day, then my soul has been shredded and I'm atoning for my Time Crime by being banned from this plane.

#mr cluck