#mr dazzle

[i-will-eat-your-dry-wall]

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Guess what? ANOTHER ARTIST MADE A GUNSHOW SWAP AU LETS GO—

Meet Mr. Dazzle—after he replaced his head he did try to become a showman, but after it failed he took a job at Hitman Inc. He did manage to escape said job after he made a big whoopsie-daisy that nearly killed him, later he was called by a certain director to bust them out of jail, in turn his dreams of being a showman and park owner would be erased.

(text transcript because I have shit handwriting: “Mr. Dazzle! 38, Bi & Ace & Transmasc. An escaped hitman from Hitman Inc.”)

Now, meet Mr. Film (yes I got lazy with the name I had no other ideas so it is subject to change), a director turned convict when he tried to kill the Smg4 crew since they got in his way of getting his kids back.

(Transcript for my bad writing: “Mr. Film! 36, Pan & Demi-romantic. An ex-director turned criminal, on the run with Mr. Dazzle!”)

And here's the doodle of when Mr. Film found out he might be a bit fruity—he could listen to that cocky television talk all day.

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[quan-jigsawfm]

@i-will-eat-your-dry-wall YOUR BOYSSSSSSS COME GET THEM (check em out at @dazzle-and-film-associates !!)

(Nah fr tho i instantly ENVISIONED Mr. Film when i saw this meme and did the fastest 180° ever LMAOO)

Og meme below cut:

[dazzle-and-film-associates]

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“I dunno, I'm just not that big of a fan of shows 'n stuff.”

“How?! What's there not to like, there's comedy, drama, thrillers—everything! How does a director hate television?!”

“I make tv, I don't watch it.”

“You should, there's a lot of shows I think you would enjoy!”

“We ain't got a TV right now, what, you gonna make me watch 'em off yer head?”

“I'm going to hit you with a semi-truck one of these days, I swear.”

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[i-will-eat-your-dry-wall]

More Swap Gunshow AU content!

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Fun doodle I made

Silly mini-comics (Dazzle will flirt even if he's bleeding out—Even in the second one Film is somehow oblivious)

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Gunshow swap au doodle but they're PISSED

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[i-will-eat-your-dry-wall]

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I think I've found my new favorite way to draw him :3

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[i-will-eat-your-dry-wall]

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Ahem.. so

Tapes 'N Revolvers concept doodles for my swap au

Enjoy some angst :)

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[dazzle-and-film-associates]

Leans on wall

a certain mootie lead me here~

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“Hm? I have no idea what a "mootie" is, but hello, dear! The name's Dazzle, if you didn't already know,” Dazzle greeted with a smile.

“Am I even included in this conversation—”

“Hush, Tin-Man, nobody cares, off with you!” Dazzle nudged Film away, accompanied by a shooing motion with his hands, “I don't need you ruining a possible recruit,” he whispered to Film in an annoyed grumble, the director rolled his eyes and nodded before walking off.

“Ahem, anyways! Ah, where was I? Oh, yes, I introduced myself! Who might you be though, dear?” The hitman questioned with a tilt of his head.

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