#mr phil

[cinicamafragile]

《È l'uomo che fotte se stesso, del resto tutto muore e rinasce come la natura.》

[casbahrap]

Gli spigoli dove ho sbattuto, sono i migliori amici che abbia mai avuto.

Mr. Phil ft. Masito, Danno, Primo & Il Turco, Poteri Forti.

[its-the-real-dr-phil]

I am proud to announce I am divorcing my wife!

The reason for my inactivity is that I was working through a lengthy divorce procedure, thank you all for your patients,

[sylvanfreckles]

Mr. Phil eating treats out of my hand like he's the goodest boy who ever lived.

(His siblings get really greedy sometimes and gobble down their treats then try to take his, so sometimes I give them like this so he doesn't have to worry)

[sylvanfreckles]

I could honestly use some good vibes right now, I go to renew my lease on Tuesday and I was informed a few weeks ago that there's a two pet limit (which is ridiculous, I own my mobile home, I brought it here, I have three cats that are fixed and vaxxed and never go outside so they don't affect the community). I'm terrified they'll try to make me rehome one of my cats (after paying 30 bucks each in pet fees).

It probably won't happen but fear is fear and I'm so overwhelmed.

These are the angles in question:

Chief Inspector Petunia, AKA Toots, AKA Lady Spiderbreath, AKA nosey-nose, AKA the goodest girl in the whole wide world. She's tiny and independent and loves to watch the neighbors and scream at her toys.

Father Malachi Janus, Omen of Doorways and Arbiter of Chaos. AKA Mal, AKA Mal-mal. The youngest. The baby. Certified snuggle buddy. Keeps the house clear of ghosts. The belly is not a trap, it's his favorite place to be pet.

Mr. Phil. Refused all formal titles. A cat of the people, despite his tuxedo. AKA Big Friend, AKA Phil-phil, AKA Floorca. The oldest and biggest and squishiest. We've been through a lot together. He can read my moods and comes running for a snuggle when I get upset. (He's also the easiest to fake a rehoming because he's never in the windows and he hides if anyone knocks on the door)

Please keep me and my angles (misspelling on purpose, I'm quirky like that) in your thoughts and prayers. I haven't had any good news in a while, so the best I can hope for is no bad news.

[sylvanfreckles]

No thoughts only chonk

[sylvanfreckles]

The horrors(tm) are infinite, but so is Mr Phil.

He's sleeping now so he can throw paws when the time is right.

[sylvanfreckles]

Phil. Please. Five minutes?