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Based on my HC that Drakken is Ron's real father (via conception issues and banks you know) and after they find out in the future... Drakken thrives on annoying James with being the 'Fav Grandfather'... meanwhile Mr. Stoppable knows full well this is going to turn into a fist fight... again.
“I AM evil, have I made myself clear?”
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After A Mid Mission Elopement
Mr. Stoppable: So, you're married, huh? Ron: Mm hmm. Mr. Stoppable: Guess you're too old for a father-and-son talk. Ron: Try me. Mr. Stoppable: Are you kind? Ron: Yes, sir. Mr. Stoppable: Patient and understanding? Ron: Try to be. Mr. Stoppable: Got your sense of humor? Ron: Oh, thank God. Mr. Stoppable: You know all about sex? Ron: Ha ha, more than you. Mr. Stoppable: Don't be so sure... Ron: Ha. What do you think? Did I pass? Mr. Stoppable: Nope. None of those things got a goddamned thing to do with makin' a marriage. Ron: That's good. Because I was lying. *both start chuckling* Mr. Stoppable: You know, the only important thing is, do you love her? You know, son, I was tuning your mother out for 22 years... but I still love her. Ron: I know, dad.
Spot the difference.
Wait For It
Mr. Stoppable: *eating a slice of pizza* Mm, this is good, where’d you get it delivered from, Rizzo’s? Ron: *who’s been waiting for this moment his entire life* It’s not delivery…it’s DiGiorno’s…😂
ONE
Ron: One stone is enough to break a glass Ron: One lie is enough to break trust Ron: One match is enough to be a champion Ron: Then why one chapter is not enough to pass in exam? Mr. Stoppable: JUST STUDY RONALD!!
Advice
Nurse: Now you're all here because you're interested in obtaining birth control, any questions? Mr Stoppable: Here's a cute story, I came home the other day, and my son is with his girlfriend in my matrimonial bed, doing things that are illegal in Alabamba, sex acts, right, things that my wife won't do, ok? Nurse: Did you have a question? Mr Stoppable: How do I get my wife to do that?
I like how they just accept “super world-saving ninja baby” at face value.
“This is my way of telling you”
GET REKT STOPPABLE PARENTS!
