I absolutely love your headcanon x readers of a lot of mario madness characters!!
When you have time of course! I have a request. ^^
How about some Mr. Virtual relationship headcanons? :0
I thought it would be interesting seeing some Virtual content! :3
Mr Virtual Relationship HC’s
Hey there! Thanks for the ask!
Honestly really appreciate the love for the headcanons. Glad you like it. Sorry if the waits long. I promise I am catching up with the rest of the request. It will eventually be out soon just got caught up with other things. Regardless hope you like this. Loved writing this little stinker. ~Blaze/Dawn
Pronouns: Not Mentioned
Warning: ⚠️Quick Mention Of Murder⚠️
Requested: Yes/No
Characters: Mr Virtual
Proofread: ❌
Credits: Art by yassinthedestroyer on DeviantArt + Banner by ukiyorkive (Edited By Me) on Pinterest
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- I’m just going to come out and say it. Mr Virtual is a little shit. He’s a little shit but we love him for that. Just be prepared to deal with whatever he has going on because he’s crazy. He isn’t afraid to do things or to ask things because he’s naturally like that no matter how hard you try to change him or try to convince him. He likes to test the waters seeing how far he can go with someone. Sometimes you’ve just got to deal with the things you’ve got instead of complaining about it.
- You’ve most likely met him like everyone else. Getting into contact with his specific version of the virtual console. At first when you started using it nothing was too bad, the most you would get was a headache but that was mostly due seeing only red and different shades of red. But then as you continued playing on it you eventually managed to spot the freak. At first you didn’t really know how to react. You could see him in his game form which didn’t really help your nerves. He clearly had the form of Mario but his face. His face was the only thing that looked off. Yet at the same time he had this thing about him that makes you contemplate on what you are feeling. When the two of you first met he surprisingly gave off this kindness towards you. Was this some sort of trap? Possibly. But for some reason you didn’t question it. The longer the two of you talked the more the two of you got along. It was like he knew what to say to you to get you to let your guard down. But eventually though you did have to leave so you decided to take off the headset before returning to your daily activities.
- Honestly despite his motivations he genuinely enjoyed having you for company. If you were someone else he would’ve started tormenting them and he was going to do it to you but he noticed himself experiencing genuine happiness when he thinks about the time the two of you spent together. He’s so used to acting his current goals that he doesn’t really get the chance or even consider having moments where he genuinely gets along with someone despite his past. He knows that the thing he does is evil, he knows he can come off as unsettling and he doesn’t mind it. He wanted to see you again despite the two of you just meeting. So he did what he usually does with his victims. Get in their head. Just to a less extreme effect on you since he actually wants to be around you.
- Admittedly it was a little weird seeing him outside of the game. At first you thought you were hallucinating. Well in a way you kind of were but still, he looked completely different to his in game version. Dare you say he looks even more creepy in person. So of course you were a little caught off guard. Of course he was expecting this. He isn’t oblivious, he knows he is feared but he did promise you that he doesn’t mean any harm he just wanted to hang out. Seeing how the two of you did actually get along while you were in the virtual boy you thought it couldn’t be that bad and gave him a chance. That’s how the two of you got even close. When the two of you chatted it was like the two of you clicked. He might be strange but you kind of liked that he was. It was very unique to you. Eventually, you two managed to woohoo each other and got with each other. I’d like to think he’s very upfront with what he wants. So when he says he wants something or something is happening it’s the truth. And yours and his relationship is one of these things.
- He’s very chatty when he’s around you. He likes telling you stories about his past like a grandpa telling his grandchild a story (considering he’s canonically 72 years old it’s understandable). He likes to have a little get together with just you and him and tell you about what he went through. I can imagine him being a very open/straightforward person so do expect him to talk about his murders. Sometimes all you can do is just sit and nod while he goes off about his victims while you are internally panicking about dating a well known murder. But luckily he hasn’t done anything towards you and isn’t planning on doing it so you guess it’s alright? He does notice your slight discomfort when he does go on these little ‘rants’ to which he does stop with a slight chuckle and apology.
- I like to think he likes it when you play with his hair. Assuming you can touch it considering he’s a poltergeist. If you can, when he’s bored or just wants an excuse to hang out with you he just places himself in front of you and lets you do it. He has very long hair so there are loads of things you can do with it. Braid it in different ways, twirling it or simply just running your fingers through it. He finds it very soothing feeling the sensation of your nails scratching against his head, feeling your fingers separating strands of his hair. He honestly doesn’t mind if you dig your nails into his skin. Knowing him he’ll probably like it if you do. He’s definitely somewhat of a masochist.
- I can imagine him being weird to hug or at least touch in general. His body is kind of weird. His limbs are boney yet his body has some fat to it. When you're hugging him it’ll feel nice for a brief moment then you start to feel a slight shiver when he wraps his arms around you. Considering the length of them and also you can practically feel his bones is definitely a weird sensation.
- As said before he is a poltergeist which means he can pretty much move around stuff just to fuck around with people and your no exception. When he wants your attention or as I said before he just wants to fuck around with you he pretty much starts moving your things around. For example your hairbrush could be near a mirror then the next time you look he’s moved a bit or at least enough for you to notice it wasn’t in its original location. Honestly he finds this funny. Seeing your face twist to slight anger as you reprimand him for moving your stuff is very cute to him. Seeing you look around the room trying to guess his location while yelling his name in an annoyed tone is extremely funny to him.
- He’s also very flirty with you. In his own way. He mostly does this through touch. In a way it’s like phantom touch just in real life. His touch is definitely cold and sends shivers down your spine. He finds himself like how you react to his touch. It’s like it’s igniting something inside of him. Having you this close towards him. It makes him excited.
- He’s a little possessive when he’s around you and isn’t afraid to show it. Well a little is an understatement but regardless said before, a very open/straightforward person so when he’s jealous about something that includes you he isn’t afraid to show it. Though at first glance it doesn’t look much he makes it very obvious with his tone. He doesn’t appreciate people claiming you as theirs when it’s clear you and him. He probably targets them with the virtual boy and does his usual spiel with them, possibly even worse. Then once he's done he returns back to you with a happy yet disturbing grin on his face like a child.
- Overall, despite his creepiness he’s surprisingly a decent guy towards you at least.
This was a request by @thefoxcorner over on discord and once given this request I couldn’t deny it lol. Safe to say I went a bit wild with the request. Hope you like it. ~Blaze/Dawn
Pronouns: Not Mentioned (Gender Can Differ Depending On Point)
Warning: ⚠️NSFW/Smut Content Ahead: If You Are A Minor Or Uncomfortable With This Stuff Don’t Interact/Read This.⚠️
Requested: Yes/No
Characters: Mr Virtual + Luigi’s Day Out Mario
Proofread: ❌
Credits: Art by JanitorCrust (For Mr Virtual) on Newgrounds and hotdiggedydemon (For Luigi’s Day Out Mario) + Banner by Quack_Quack_ (Edited By Me) on Pinterest
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Mr Virtual:
- Just a warning if you're planning on having any sexual relationship with Mr Virtual (or any sort of relationship to be honest) just mentally and physically prepare yourself. He’s already crazy normally and he’s pretty much crazier in sexual situations. He’s a freaky fucker in more ways than one and he’s even more freakier in sexual situations. He’s pretty much open for anything and is down for whatever you want him to do. It doesn't matter how crazy it may sound if either you or him are interested in it you two are doing it no questions asked.
- I feel like he’s definitely more of a dominant when it comes to sexual experience. Though I’d like to think he can have some moments when he isn’t and lets you be more dominant but I feel like it would be on his own accord. He would still direct it in some sort of way but wouldn’t necessarily mind being in either position but just finds himself being the one in charge most of the time.
- He’s definitely a big boy down there. Since he’s canonically 13ft5 while also considering his build he’s definitely on the larger side when it comes to his dick size though isn’t that much on the thicker side but still recognisable. He really likes seeing you trying to take it. He’s fully aware that his dick is way above the average size and likes to challenge you to see how far you can take it. Whether that being through a blowjob or simply how far he can get his dick inside of you.
- I don’t think he’d personally be into masturbating unless he had to. This is mostly because he much prefers exploring his sexual desires with you. He feels that it doesn’t give him the same feeling when he’s pleasuring himself with his hand or whatever he has compared to you being on his dick.
- He’s definitely a sadomasochist. He enjoys the feeling of giving and receiving pain that’s just how he is. He doesn’t really have a preference if you do it to him or if he does it to you he’s fine with either. In my relationship HC’s with him I mentioned that he’d like it if you dug your nails into his skin and in this situation he would really like it. You could scratch him, dig your nails, have a tight grip on him or anyway you can give him pain and he would absolutely love it.
- Also I like to think he would enjoy it when his hair is being pulled. For when he wants to be the one experiencing pain to get him pretty much close to cumming is just pulling on his long ass hair. It gives him this little jolt throughout his body making him let out a chuckle before a drawn out moan is replacing it while calling you a ‘little tease’ but he doesn’t stop you, he probably encourages you to do it again knowing him.
- Adding on from the two previous points he’s probably into dacryphilia. He gets really turned on seeing you cry seeing the tears roll down your cheeks as you were made to do things like endure the pain he inflicts upon you. He likes to have you up close to him as he wipes your tears away while praising you for powering through the pain. I don’t know why but I can imagine him maybe licking them away but it really depends on his mood. I bet he would like the taste of saltiness of the tears.
- He’s probably into some sort of restriction of any kind on both you and him. Although I do think he prefers doing it to you he doesn’t necessarily mind making himself wait to finally experience ecstasy as he’s tied down. He honestly really likes the way his body just goes numb before the pleasure overtakes it. He likes it even more when you go through it though.
- Considering he likes to get into people’s heads he probably knows what their brain thinks. That be said he definitely uses the things he finds in your head against you. He would dive deep in there, find out what turns you on and use it. Even the ones you haven’t even discovered you’d be into yet. You’d be surprised at how much he knows. You can’t really hide anything from him he will eventually find out so you might as well just let him. Ranging from the more tamed ones to straight up the kinkiest shit you're into he’s going to explore it to its full potential.
- He’s got some lanky ass fingers and he definitely likes to use them to please you. He likes dragging them across your body all the way down then just inserting them inside of you. They are also kind of long so they definitely reach the right spot to make you a quivering mess. He really likes that he can bring you to that point from just his fingers alone.
- He’s definitely a massive fucking tease. This is going to make him sound incredibly sadistic but he likes seeing you squirm. He thinks it’s really hot when you do. Honestly sometimes he has to restrain himself when he sees you like this because it gets him turned on so much it’s that much. He ain’t stopping till both you and him have had enough and let’s just say he can definitely last a while.
LDO Mario:
- I like to think Luigi’s Day Out Mario is way more on the tamer side compared to Mr Virtual. Preferring to sticking to stuff he likes and what you like although occasionally when he’s in the mood he’d try out new stuff. But sometimes he’s a bit lazy when it comes to learning new things. He sticks to things that he knows will make you cum while occasionally spicing it up here and there.
- To be honest I’m just going to come here and say that he gives off switch vibes. Don’t question me. When he’s a top he’s extremely cocky. He likes seeing you beneath him panting as his cock slips in and out of you. Saying things like “You like it huh? You like it when I fuck you like this?” Shit like that just riles you up even more. For when he’s a bottom he gives off extremely bratty vibes but that could just be me being delusional. Regardless he gets extremely embarrassed when you top him telling you to shut up but ultimately giving in because it feels really good but you won’t hear him admit it.
- For his cock size since he’s just an emo version of Mario his size is whatever Mario’s is. As for that he’s at least at average length definitely ain’t small but isn’t considered above average either. But he makes up for that by being more on the thicker side. He’s definitely a fan of blowjobs and handjobs. He just really likes seeing your mouth and hand around his cock as you please him.
- I feel like he would enjoy doing it in semi-public areas. Though he prefers doing it either at his or your home (mostly yours knowing the possible chance of being caught by his mother) when he’s horny and he knows it would be a while till the both of you are alone he’s more than willing to risk it. He would take you to a secluded area or an abandoned area and the two of you would just start going at it. Trying your best to keep quiet to not get caught by people.
- I think prior to doing it with you mostly masturbates when he has the spare time. Honestly he does it so often pleasuring himself to pictures of you imagining how you would react to his dick being inside of you. His mind is pretty much filled with extremely dirty scenarios of both you and him. But since he officially did it with you he’s done this less and less since he has you now.
- Adding on from the previous, sometimes with your permission he likes to record yours and his sexual events as a little memory on his phone. Having his own albums of things like you sucking him or him fucking you from behind. He likes to use these as little helpers for when he needs to please himself and you're not around. It gets him off just as much as actually experiencing it.
- He has a few toys that he keeps hidden away for both you and him. He likes to bring them out and use them on you or let you use them on him. Sometimes if he using vibrators he usually likes to use them on you as he’s fucking you using it as double stimulation. Sometimes using it on his own cock as you use your hand to please him to make the double stimulation equal on both you and him.
- Surprisingly he’s into pegging regardless if you don’t have a dick or not. Just like with him being the bottom there’s absolutely no way in hell he’s admitting to it. But you can see the way he reacts when you do and you can definitely tell when he’s lying about liking it. Despite him claiming he ‘doesn’t like it’ he still hasn’t told you to stop.
- He definitely likes to mark you and when you mark him. He really likes giving you hickeys in extremely obvious areas of your body the parts that will be hard to cover. The same goes for him, sometimes he doesn’t even try to hide them using it as a way to tell people that the two of you had sex. He also likes it when you scratch his back, slowly dragging your nails down them making look like he wrestled a tiger. Though he does kind of regret it when it gives him some sort of stinging sensation afterwards but he enjoys it in the moment.
- He’s also into edging. Both on you and him though it mostly only happens when you're topping him. For you he likes seeing you beg for him to let you cum to which he does tease you for your reactions. Using his hand/fingers to bring you towards the edge only to deny you turns him on a lot. Though when the tables are turned he is very hypocritical. He does try to convince himself he’ll pull through it till you give up but he gives up so goddamn quickly sometimes quicker than when he does it to you. He’s begging for you to let him cum, sometimes cursing you out before stopping when you tell him he won’t get to cum if he acts like that before returning to begging.
- He’s pretty much average when it comes to things like his sex drive and how many rounds he can last. Unlike Mr Virtual Luigi’s Day Out Mario is human and pretty much lasts however long humans can last. Though it does depend on the day. He can at least last around 4-5 rounds, sometimes more if he’s extremely horny but only on rare occasions.
