#mr w.izard

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i wwant him carnally

he's SO fuckign silly i needd to choke on it

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I loved the dynamic between Mr. Wizard and Ruby this session... so ofc I'm thinking about them fucking.

I think that little tiefling can be a size queen, as a treat. He's a clumsy, lanky, car wash blow-up guy twice her size who's constantly rambling nonsense and telling stories no one believes or listens to, and he's a bit confusing and annoying, but also mysterious in a way that oddly intrigues her.

And best of all- he's down for anything.

(cw: size difference, stomach bulge)

I think she's definitely the one who initiates, and she's Very direct about it too. She just goes to his room one night and flat-out asks, "Do you wanna have sex?"

Mr. Wizard blue-screens for a moment before nodding and stumbling over to the bed, fighting with the knot on his belt to get it undone. But Ruby's impatient- and she sits on his thighs, pinning him to the mattress and tugging aside the layers of clothes until she's pulled his cock free from his underclothes.

She moans when she sees how well-endowed he is; half-hard and already 6 inches. She wastes no time before running her forked tongue up the underside of his shaft, using a firm hand to hold his hips to the mattress when he moans and bucks up into the sensation. She takes him between her lips and greedily sucks down as much of him as she can, and fuck- her fingers can barely fit around him...

When she starts tasting pre she pulls off, and the broken noise Mr. Wizard makes is somewhere between annoying and endearing, but that's not what's on her mind right now. All Ruby can think about is getting all 8 inches of that incredible dick inside her as fast as possible.

Mr. Wizard barely gets the words, "Do you need-" past his lips before he's crying out as Ruby sinks down nearly 3 inches at once.

Life on the road can leave a girl lonely and pent-up, so she has a good number of toys to keep her nice and loose for whatever kind of fun she wants to have at a moment's notice. But it's been awhile since she a nice, good cock like this, and gods has she missed it.

Ruby gets a little over halfway before she starts to pull off and sink back down, slowly working it deeper, inch by inch until she's fully seated. She takes a second to adjust, and she feels a large, trembling hand brushing calloused fingers over the visible bulge in her stomach.

She clenches just to hear the wrecked noises Mr. Wizard makes- the desperate pleas for her to move, the gasping cries when she does- and she thinks that she much prefers him like this,, just a broken, babbling mess... incapable of speech as she rides him nice and slow, drawing it out for her own pleasure.

But Ruby isn't that coherent either, her eyes are crossed, face red as her tongue lolls out,, her brain feels like it's melting out of her ears as her legs tremble and shake with the effort of holding herself up.

She falls forward, catching herself with her palms on Mr. Wizard's now-exposed chest- and holy shit, he's buff??? She squeezes his pecs as she grinds down on his lap, and her eyes flutter with a gasp as she finds just the right spot and rocks into it.

Mr. Wizard asks some kind of question she doesn't hear, but she nods anyway, and then huge hands are wrapping around her waist, and he's shifting his legs up to brace on the bed, and starts properly bucking up into her.

Ruby's probably making the most embarrassing noises- (that she'll make him swear not to tell anyone about tomorrow-) but she can hardly think about any of that when she has this weird, old(?) man's cock bumping against her stomach and completely fucking her brains out.

His grip tightens, his movements speed up, and she's barely coherent enough to gasp out, "inside!" before he's holding her down and making her see stars as a burst of warmth fills her impossibly further.

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Ruby completely passes out after that, and once Mr. Wizard comes down from his high and realizes she's dead asleep, he carefully pulls her off his softening cock- shuddering as his cum floods out onto his lap- and finds a washcloth and the water basin. He tenderly cleans up Ruby's thighs and puts her underwear back on, wiping himself off before discarding the rag.

He isn't sure if sleeping in the same bed as her would be crossing a line or not, so he grabs a spare pillow and curls up on the floor- (it's not too different from how he spent his nights traveling the world as a wandering merchant.)

Ruby sneaks out before he wakes up the next morning, and they have a Very Awkward breakfast of avoiding each other's gaze as they eat eggs on a stick.

Mr. Wizard worries he may have messed something up,, but then Ruby is back, knocking on his door again, that night.

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Scar's so silly and goofy in a way that's kinda atracttive. When i saw Enter stream with that super silly wizard beard, i kinda wanted to kneel in front of him under his desk and and put my mouth in places the sun doesn't kiss.

Which doesn't happen to me with the others, scar's only got that charm.

YES!!!! this is it EXACTLY!! I'm so incredibly charmed by his whimsy.

The man puts on a shitty fake beard and acts like a senile wizard and gets everyone's names wrong and goes "hoo-hoo!" every 2 seconds and i am DRIPPING.

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Ruby: "you want me to steal?"

Mr. Wizard: "Yes! I quite enjoy it! I watch it from afar under my blanket!"

mr wizard jorks it when ruby steals shit confirmed

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a part of me loved the idea of Mr wizard Big naturals, but seeing he's a lancky inflable tube man. It makes me think he actually has small saggy naturals which are still very sexy Even if he covers them with the fake poisonus beard

SLDKFJSDLF i need someone to draw this. I love the idea that they look like windsocks and can be blown in any direction by a gentle breeze.

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It just isn't fair is it? "Oh look at me, I'm Scar, I'm handsome, silly AND incredibly charming and funny!" Fuck offfffff 😔 I need him so badly.

MOOOOOOOOOD

ugh, i wanna know what that magic wand does-

I wanna kneel on his lap as he pumps it in and out, fucking me on the thin, small piece of wood- that's *definitely* not thick enough to get me anywhere- as he strokes his beard and accidentally spits in my face a few times from choking on the hairs.

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Roleplaying with Scar, he as Mr. Wizard and he is smacking all over you with the wand 🥴

I'm personally not into painplay but I'm fucking cackling at the mental image this has given me.

One of those "you've been a naughty girl/boy" scenes but instead of spanking for punishment Mr. Wizard is just poking and bapping them all over. Either there's no sexual intent behind this and he's just doing it for whimsy, or the other person is hopelessly turned on and emmbarassed about it.

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Mister Wizard using his crystal ball to spy on his team mates while they’re ‘helping themselves’

or using his magic to go into their dreams and fucking them

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oh i Love this idea.

I think he convinces himself it's "innocent" enough at first. He casts Dream to give them horny visions in their sleep to give them a niiiiice night's rest after a particularly stressful day.

Then starts casting Scry whenever he hears them getting off, "just so he can learn what they like to tailor their dreams better!!" so what if his cock is pulled out of his wizard robes... that's. just part of his research!!

But their fantasies usually involve another person, so it's only polite of him to cast Enter Dream to have sex with them, he's just boosting team morale, after all!

And maybe they start thinking they're down bad for Mr. Wizard cause they keep having wet dreams about him. One thing leads to another, and soon they're joining him in bed to get some more Direct stress relief. Then he can Really use his magic on them :J