MR x reader headcanons. Pls!! Very normal about him!! Thank you :] -🪼
THE ROCK?/hvyj Dw I got you its gonna be semi humanized MR. I am sorry if you wanted full Rock.
☆⤍MR x Reader Headcannons⤌☆
☆⤍ MR craves a partner with complete, unwavering devotion. They’d return it fully, but for him, it’s essential to be the sole star in someone’s sky.
☆⤍ Dates with MR are wildly varied—anything from exploring untouched realms even the Elevator can’t reach, to cozy nights at home, reading and snuggling on the couch.
☆⤍ Physically: He’s solid as rock, Literally. Not the most comfortable for cuddling, but if you’re fine with sleeping on basically ground, he’s the best snuggle buddy.
☆⤍ In his semi human form, he’s towering. Like Folly, his favorite public pastime is lurking ominously behind you, leaving bystanders unsettled.
☆⤍ He’s not fond of public spaces, though. He’ll only go if it’s absolutely necessary—or if you ask.
☆⤍ Worryingly quiet for long stretches. For a giant, walking rock, he has the footstep of a mouse, and he swears on his cursed form he doesn’t mean to scare you when he appears behind you.
☆⤍ He isn’t alive in the conventional sense, so things like eating, drinking, and breathing aren’t necessary.
☆⤍ Similar to Folly, MR likes to watch you in silence—it’s his "love language." You’ll always have his company, even if you don’t realize it until the last minute.
☆⤍ Funny note: You’re the only one allowed to lean on him in full rock form. Terrifies and baffles anyone who sees. The first time you did, he nearly poofed you home just to maintain appearances.
☆⤍ Many would kill for leverage over MR, so you’re rarely truly “alone.” To keep you safe, he stays close, in one form or another.
☆⤍ He’s open about his identity and beliefs but keeps certain… darker parts of his life hidden to spare you unnecessary worry.
☆⤍ You’ll need to be okay with 99% of elevator occupants avoiding you. Few know you’re with MR, but he’s friendly toward you, so by association, you’re bad news.
☆⤍ No one, not even you, knows the full extent of his powers. You do know he was once stronger, before… whatever happened. He doesn’t like to discuss it.
☆⤍ You’ve been unofficially uninvited from every Poob party. Sorry. MR says you shouldn’t worry about a traitor anyway.
IM SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG POOKIE. Please let me know if want like a non humanized version.