#mr-petrov

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after crawling through my dash...

@ mr-petrov

Working on something important there I reckon, all right, Ill make this quick. Haha, damage, I'm an American, making a mess is what I do best! *chuckles at his own joke* But I'm not sure how much damage radar-sense, paint balls, and pepper spray can do.

@ nihao-dragon-kid

Well than just to make sure I'm not all bark and no bite, I'll do even better. 600 pounds! *in his bid to show off his amazing strength to his hot blooded junior companion. He hefts a whopping 300 pounds of weight onto either side. And with his excitement he drags the bar from it's stationary position, and with a lot of strain, expelling of breath, and grunts that shoot through the gym he heaves the massive weight in 3 repositions before setting the bar back in it's place* huff.... haaa.... hoo... well not bad for an old man? 

@ outongoodbehavior

hold your horses there sparky, I'm only here to tell you that I'm around, and I might dive into things without thinking them through but I'm not gonna fight you on my own. I bet you're a sportin' man, you can appreciate a good challenge, what kind of joy would you get if you fought a man who's only power is to see you through a wall. *strolls back and forth, lighting up a cigarette and smirking through gritted teeth*

Nah, Mr. Martinez, if we're going to have a fight, it's gonna be a man to man brawl. No powers, no weapons, no outside interference. Think of it, if you win, you could say Ouroboros can take down America.

@ toratoratiger

*thinking: this is a weird fellow, aren't Japanese guys supposed to be all quiet and not this "in your face"* *he doesn't actually say that but instead matches Kotetsu's enthusiasm as best as he can* yeah, haha, how about that, youre no longer the grandpa in these parts.

((man, you're definitely super spirited. But I'm glad you think so highly of me. I'm  an expert with table top role playing, so you can definitely be sure I've got a great imagination))

@ origamireversed

Hmm that's just like you young people, always running your mouths but never taking any action.

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Tumblr Crushes:

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skyhighwindwizard

chularin

galiko

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barbrooks

beardie-chan

kawaiidae

origamireversed

....how did Petrov-san get to first place? I-I haven't even flirted talked with him for a while

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((WHEN I READ YOURS I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY SODA FSKJNGDG))

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RP Fanfic (?): Indecency (Yuri, Thanatos, Ivan) dedicated to Mr-Petrov and Thanatos-Speaks

There was a plot to this, there really was. But then I got distracted with pie and music and then...the plot disappeared. So it's not the best thing in the world. But guys...guys. I ship this. Even though this fanfic has no semblance of pairings, I ship this. So, yeah.

“Can someone please explain what is going on here?”

If Thanatos knew how to feel awkward, he would be feeling it right now. Karelin was over him, legs on either side of his body, reaching for his comic, or whatever it was called, and Thanatos knew how it must look to an outsider, especially Petrov. Karelin is not helping the situation at all, stuttering like an idiot, but not bothering to get off.

“P-Petrov-san it’s n-not what it looks like, r-really! I-I just…a-and Thanatos-sama-“

Petrov raises a hand, effectively shutting the blond up.

“Karelin, if you cannot talk properly, I’ll ask you to kindly keep your moth closed,” He turns his attention to the god. “ My L- Thanatos. If you would be so kind to explain why you two are on my couch doing…” He doesn’t finish the sentence.

Thanatos raises an eyebrow at Ivan and he gets the hint, jumping off and folding into himself on a corner of the couch, staring at the ground as if its insulted his mother.

“Karelin was keeping me company. He…teaches me things”

“Teaches you…?  How does he even know where I live?”

Ivan let’s out a sound that even Thanatos can’t describe and curls into himself more. If the situation wasn’t so tense, he would be laughing at how utterly red he is. As it is now, he doubts Petrov or Karelin would appreciate that very much.

“Karelin. Karelin.” No response from the boy and Petrov sighs. “Ivan.”

He squeaks and looks up at Petrov. “Y-yes, Petrov-san?”

“Why do you know where I live?”

“I…u-um…reasons?”

“Specificity, Karelin, would be appreciated”

Thanatos can’t watch the scene in front of him for much longer. It’s painful, even for him, to see Ivan flailing, opening his mouth and no words coming out. He intercedes on his behalf, feeling as if he should show some sort of mercy to the person who has been keeping him company, no matter how dull it might have been.

“He is not hurting anyone with this knowledge, not selling it off,”

This was obviously not the right thing to say. Petrov whips his eyes to Thanatos, glaring. “You’re on his side? Haven’t you two become chummy, then?”

“I-it’s not like that Petro-“

“Quiet, Karelin”

Thanatos sighs, Ivan trembles, and Petrov…he’s seething.

“He was explaining the finer points of his,” Thanatos makes a face, not able to recall what they were talking about.

“Manga” Ivan chime in quietly.

“Manga, yes. That is all.”

“Then why were you two in such an indecent position?”

“Indece-“ but Thanatos can’t finish his sentence before Ivan is interrupting him, obviously confident about his answer to this question.

“Because, when Thanatos-sama asked to see it he started bending the pages and he wouldn’t give it back! That’s a limited edition and he was ruining it,”

No stuttering. Thanatos and Petrov are silently impressed.

Petrov turns to Thanatos, eyebrow raised. “Is that true?”

“That’s the core of it, yes.”

Silence, as Petrov processes this information.

“Fine. But, for the record, that is not how I like to be welcomed home. Do you both understand?”

Ivan looks up, eye wide. “I-I can stay?”

“As long as you do not venture out of the living room and kitchen, you are welcome in my home,” Sly grin. “Besides, Thanatos could use a friend”

Ivan looks pleased as punch and Thanatos…well, he brought the boy into the house, he’ll have to put up with him.

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Oh, I was just trying something out. I thought you would appreciate it.

-"Trying out what, exactly?"-

Well, I appreciate the thought, anyway. Whatever it was you were thinking...

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-not dying or getting jabbed with something sharp- ...Oh, Mr. Thanatos, oh?

What is it, Petrov?  You sound surprised.

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Probably shouldn't get as happy as I do when I see mr-petrov and thanatos-speaks rping on my dash

But I do. 

And then I refresh my dash every so often to see if they've replied to each other yet

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Why do you ship Ivan with Yuri and/or Thanatos?

((Because-

......

I dunno. Because I really adore the Yuri and Thanatos rpers and this is me worming my way into their lives? And it's not so much a ship as much as Ivan trolling them and kind of wanting to get in their pants.

Yeah, we'll go with that))