It's simple. I'm Jake, and you're not.

Miss me, everyone? Considering my lovely Kriem broke me out of jail, I decided to make a blog. New beginnings, and all that bullshit. ((Part of Sternbild-City!)) About

[sonofsecrets-blog]

That will be easy enough.

[outongoodbehavior]

You wanna bet?

[sonofsecrets-blog]

Failure only makes room for improvement.

This world will be on its knees before me one day. Unfortunately, that day is not today.

[outongoodbehavior]

Jake puts on a dopey grin. 

Of course. But one day soon! I'm sure you can do it, Loki!

He bursts out laughing. 

But you're going to have to beat me to it. 

[outongoodbehavior]

Mm. But I wasn’t beaten. 

Jake chuckles. 

The extreme disdain for heroes is another thing to add to the list.

Though, I don’t have a brother, nor am I adopted.

Jake rubs his chin thoughtfully.

[sonofsecrets-blog]

He flares up almost immediately, face burning a slight red with anger. A scowl crosses his features, thin brows furrowing.

I haven’t been beaten just yet, you buffoon.

[outongoodbehavior]

Of course, of course. 

Jake laughs. You're still breathing, so of course you haven't been beaten. 

Wrong choice of words. My apologies.

"Your first attempt was a failure"...would you prefer that?

[sonofsecrets-blog]

Impressive. But not good enough.

Loki’s fingers curl tightly around his scepter, dark eyes narrowing.

I suppose we have another thing in common then.

[outongoodbehavior]

Mm. But I wasn't beaten. 

Jake chuckles. 

The extreme disdain for heroes is another thing to add to the list.

Though, I don't have a brother, nor am I adopted.

Jake rubs his chin thoughtfully.

[notbunny-barnaby-blog]

…

Hello, Jake..

[outongoodbehavior]

Barnaby.

Long time no see~! How's work? How're the kids? How's your husband, mister tall, dark and clumsy?

[outongoodbehavior]

Have you?

Jake shrugs his shoulders. I can do lots of things.

But out of all those things, I can’t, for the life of me, do a hanstand.

He chuckles. 

But in all serious, I’m not sure what you’re referring to. 

[sonofsecrets-blog]

As in — what can you do to make sure your plan for world domination works?

[outongoodbehavior]

This. 

Jake creates a large blue barrier in front of him. He then molds the energy into a beam that zips past Loki's cheek. 

Those Humans have fallen before me before, and it'll happen again.

[sonofsecrets-blog]

I have made sure that will never happen again.

And what can you do?

[outongoodbehavior]

Have you?

Jake shrugs his shoulders. I can do lots of things.

But out of all those things, I can't, for the life of me, do a hanstand.

He chuckles. 

But in all serious, I'm not sure what you're referring to. 

[sonofsecrets-blog]

Yes, Loki is correct.

Coincidentally, we both seem to be after world conquest. Though I think this world is only fit for one true ruler.

[outongoodbehavior]

Mm. But only one of us has already failed once.

To be beaten by mere heroes...tsk tsk. 

[sonofsecrets-blog]

… Is there something you want?

[outongoodbehavior]

Mmm...Plenty of things.

A coffee, a new jacket, world domination...

But if you meant from you, then nothing really. You've just piqued my interest is all. Mister...Loki, is it? 

[outongoodbehavior]

You left for two thousand years this time! -Alice pokes Jake's stomach-

I know, Alice I know.

Jake sighs and pets her head. Things got complicated. But I'm back for a bit at least.

[outongoodbehavior]

You are my favourite character in Tiger and Bunny. Come on, send me a Kiss~

Jake grins and blows a kiss. 

That's all you get though~. 

[outongoodbehavior]

sonofsecrets started following you

red-usagi started following you

notbunny-barnaby started following you

super-idol started following you

Evening.

[sonofsecrets-blog]

Hello.

[outongoodbehavior]

...

Jake tilts his head and his eyes glow orange for a moment, before he breaks out in a wide grin. 

Hello to you too.

[outongoodbehavior]

sonofsecrets started following you

red-usagi started following you

notbunny-barnaby started following you

super-idol started following you

Evening.

[outongoodbehavior]

Hrm.

This place has been so neglected... 

I'm sure you all missed me terribly...my apologies.

[askjakeandkriem]

EEE! Thank you for following!

[outongoodbehavior]

((I made an account for a young!Jim Moriarty.. 

anyone want to follow it? I'm quite lonely ; v ; ))

[outongoodbehavior]

"Why good morning Mister Jake!"

Pft...what a lovely surprise! Come here often~?