Jotaro meets a new friend. Melon. original upload: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5744341
i’m gonna be referencing this lots in my VN and also in my life so, here’s a very incomplete list of reasons to watch UroJoJo/Vaguely Recalled JoJo:
Magician’s Red is. just a blaziken. just is
KakyoinKakipii is weirdly obsessed with nicknames and at one point gives everyone (except Avdol) a cherry themed nickname
JotaroCherrytaro uses his nickname in Enya’s hotel guestbook
Hierophant Green is occasionally replaced with a melon (:
Polnareff’s hair just keeps expanding and shrinking at random.
Hol Horse copies this ability somehow ??
Joseph offers to pay Only One Cent for kebabs. one. master haggler here
Devo powers up his stand by blaming Polnareff for the fact he forgot to record a TV soap opera that morning
Dio just hanging out at a nearby café or in the same building as the crusaders at any given point. nobody notices.
Rubber Soul starts out at about twice Jotaro’s height and insists the difference is just his imagination
Instead of getting away from Hol Horse after Avdol’s “death” Kakyoin walks in, karate chops everyone to knock them out, pretends their unconsciousness is death and mourns them all individually
Kakyoin only knows how to drive because he’s using his knowledge of “F-MEGA”. Therefore, whenever someone tries to pass him or the group on the road he executes a spinning attack. This works out really well when one of the drivers turns out to be Captain Falcon
Polnareff’s recurring pose is him offering everyone gum. Sometimes characters in their illustrations are shown blowing bubbles with it, even if it’s not acknowledged at all in the dialogue. Gum is just being passed around constantly
Joseph receives help from Caesar while fighting Nena/Empress
As well as being able to jettison all the armour from Silver Chariot, Polnareff apparently learned how to use this technique for himself, having his clothes explode off his body at will
Instead of defeating Wheel of Fortune the normal way, Jotaro has the brilliant idea of going out and telling stand up comedy to destroy their opponent’s composure with laughter
When Jotaro catches on fire Kakyoin puts it out with a non-emerald Splash. just “Splash”.
Polnareff has pride in being the first loser in the 7th Annual French Massage Bowl Tournament
Jotaro(and others) keeps screwing up his one liners, aptly subtitled with keysmash endings
at this point i realised there’s just too many things, so to finish off here’s my favourite image as thanks for clicking readmore
