i haven’t watched the new sam.urai ja.ck episode but i’m not sure if i wanna watch it anymore (small spoilers below)
bruh why did... WHY DID THEY HAVE TO MAKE JACK AND ASHI GET TOGETHER....... BLEASE... I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE FORESHADOWING VIA THE WEIRD OVERSEXUALIZATION OF ASHI BUT I JUST ATTRIBUTED IT TO LIKE “JUST MALE CREATOR QUIRKS™️”, BRO SHE’S A CHILD!!! JACK IS LITERALLY LIKE 70!! it’s not even like link from botw where he was in a coma for 100 years, like technically link is 120 or whatever but since he’s only lived like 20 years he’s still a young adult, BUT JACK... HE’S LIVED THROUGH HIS 50 YEARS HE LEGIT 70+ YEARS OLD WHY
i know i sound like a disgruntled shipper or whatnot but for me one of the appeals of samurai jack was that he wasn’t paired with anyone, even if he was kind of paired with someone in the show it was like at least with someone who was his equal and like..... I’M SO TIRED, WHY DID I EVEN BOTHER TO BRING MY HOPES UP FOR THIS SHOW 8) 8) 8)













