#mr. fixer

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Harpy: It's like we just cleared easy mode in a video game!

Expatriette: If there's one thing Mr. Fixer has taught us, it's that real combat is nothing like a video game.

Setback: Hey, look at all these coins!

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The Chairman: I wanna kill him, but make it seem like an accident.

The Operative: Say no more.

*later*

Mr. Fixer: Looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar and placed a banana peel by his feet.

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Setback: Fine. I admit it, I still can’t swim! I never took those lessons at the community pool.

Mr. Fixer: Pete, you promised!

Setback: They wanted to put me in the beginners class with the little kids! I can’t be swimming around with a bunch of five year olds! They can be so cruel when they sense weakness.

Expatriette: That’s why on the first day you have to beat up the biggest one in the yard.

Nightmist: Amanda, that’s prison.

Expatriette: Only if you let it be.

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Setback: I sure showed those villains, eh Mr. Fixer?

Mr. Fixer: ...

Setback: Did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying?

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Mr. Fixer: I love coming out to the quiet serenity of nature. A man can really hear himself think out here.

Mr. Fixer's Thoughts: You left the door unlocked, you left the oven on, you're going to die alone.

Mr. Fixer: Well this was a mistake.

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Setback: "Mother trucker, dude! That hurt like buttcheek on a stick!"

Mr Fixer: "Watch yo profanity"

Source: Vine

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Mr. Fixer: Team, we need to have a talk about your professionalism.

Harpy: (Standing on top of a table with Setback, Expatriette, and Nightmist) Mighty big words from a man standing in lava.

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I have three kids and no money! Why can't I just have no kids and 3 money?

Mr. Fixer