Clark & Lois finally start dating after working together for like 6 years and are like ‘ok so we should probably have a Conversation with Mr White about this, just to like let him know ‘hey this is happening & don’t worry we’ll remain strictly professional in the workplace’ before he hears about it through the office rumour mill’
so they break the news to Perry and he’s just like
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‘you mean to tell me you haven’t been an item for the last 5 years?? excuse me?? get out of my office.’
Perry, yelling across the office: WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME KENT AND LANE WEREN’T A COUPLE
Jimmy, yelling back: they are now, Mr White!! :D
Perry: WELL I KNOW THEY ARE NOW
Everyone else at the Daily Planet: 👀











