#mr. nostrum

[welcometomybrainstation]

what i wanna know is, when mr. nostrum ‘explained carefully’ about how the only way to disenchant chrestomanci’s garden is to slit the throat of an innocent boy, did he have cat in mind? did he suggest cat to gwendolen? or did gwendolen suggest cat? either way they all need to choke on a dick and die

[welcometomybrainstation]

what annoys me most about the nostrum brothers is the fact they can’t use normal frickin words when they talk. it’s all ‘August Personage’ and ‘a collection of people’ and ‘equipment’, instead of ‘christopher you wanker’ and ‘a group of slim shadies’ and ‘a silver pocket watch’. like seriously just tell it like it is

[welcometomybrainstation]

mr. nostrum: how should i tell cat about plan 2

mr. nostrum: well

mr. nostrum: we want to control all magic by beating up the August Personage and killing you to unravel the source of all magic

[welcometomybrainstation]

another reminder: gwendolen had no great plans when she did what she did to cat’s lives. she was just. making it easier for her to use his power and his lives.

also i forgot that nostrum was a necromancer. not sure how that’s relevant (probably isn’t) but it makes him creepier, so that’s. great.