#mr. soap

[the-shipping-machine]

Mr. Soap: *cleaning the factory* Man, this building always takes forever to clean...

Factory manager (AKA Gero): Aaaghhh...

Mr. Soap: Huh?

Mr. Soap: Boss?!?

Gero: Help...I've been shot...

Mr. Soap: Will you raise my pay?

Gero: No.

Mr. Soap: ...

Mr. Soap: *Yeets Gero out of the window*

[the-shipping-machine]

I know

Summary: The youngest sibling has told one of their brothers their deepest secret. But does anyone else with the same feelings know?

A/N: @ego-ann-16, this is based on one of your fanfics, so thanks homie.

Smiles sat down in the living room. It was late at night, and his siblings were either asleep in their rooms or out in the city.

Only Redd knew about his identity, about “Mr. Smiles”, as the rest of them still called him “Ms. Scary”. He got why, though. He hasn’t told them yet.

Smiles needed and advice from someone with the same experience, but at the same time, he wasn’t ready to come out again. Sure, they are his siblings and he trusts them, but... the only one he trusted enough to come out to was Redd.

After a few minutes, one of his brothers came downstairs, dripping bubbles everywhere, using a mask in order to breath and see without the soap coming down his face.

“Soap, you’re awake.” he said.

“I could say the same about you, kiddo.” Soap said. “And from the way you sound, I assume there’s something on your mind.”

Oh god. How can he explain? Smiles knew Soap has gone through the same thing. He knew Soap would understand, but... for some reason he was still scared.

“W-well... I... uh...” Smiles began to speak. “Y-you were a girl once... right?”

“Actually, I was a boy. I might have been stuck in a girl’s body for a while, but still referred to myself as a dude.” Soap said. “Why?”

“Well... I know someone who might need some advice on the subject...” Smiles said, staring at the floor.

“Really? Who is it?” Soap asked, sitting next to him. 

“I-it doesn’t matter.” Smiles said. “I mean-”

“Well, how can I give advice if I don’t know who it is,” Soap said. “Mr. Smiles?”

Smiles was surprised. He hasn’t told him yet.

“I know.” Soap said. “I... I heard you and Redd talking about it a week ago.”

“How?” Smiles asked.

“A tiny reminder that a late night walk is not only your thing.” Soap giggled. 

“Oh.” Smiles said.

“So, whatcha need?” Soap asked.

“W-well... I know dad was pissed after you came out.” Smiles said. “H-how should I tell him?”

“First, tell the others. We’re all here to support you.” Soap said. 

“Really?” Smiles asked.

“Trust me. I know.” Soap said. “Money and Brass were the ones to get me the hormones and medicine, Redd, Chameleon, Lie and Mad helped me learn some stuff... Hell, Hungry even baked me a ‘gender reveal’ cake.”

“Really? What about the others?” Smiles asked.

“Helped in their own ways.” Soap said. “We’re family, Smiles. We support each other.”

“But, what if dad gets mad at me?” Smiles asked.

“He will. You know him with his stereotypes.” Soap answered. “But the others will protect you. We always will.”

Smiles’ eyes teared up.

“We’re proud of you, Smiles.” Soap said. “I’m proud of you.”

Smiles pulled his brother into a hug, as the older one gave him a soft smile.

“Thanks, Soap.” Smiles said, feeling the tears coming down his face. “You’re awesome.”

Soap giggled a bit.

“Oh, I know.”

[the-shipping-machine]

Dr. Wonder(motherfucking)tainment is back at it again

Factory workers: *abuse Mr. Soap*

Mr. Soap: *is having a mental breakdown*

Mr. Soap: I want to go home.

Dr. Wondertainment: Hey, buddy!

Mr. Soap: Dad! Can you finally take me home now?

Dr. Wondertainment: Oh, shit, I thought you were a dog.

Mr. Soap: But-

Dr. Wondertainment: Welp, gotta go.

Mr. Soap: ...

Mr. Soap: [*insert surprised Pikachu photo here*]

[the-shipping-machine]

Midnight talk

Summary: Sweetie is venting and Soap is a good brother

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Mr. Soap woke up to noises from the kitchen. He knew it wasn’t Mr. Hungry since the man was snoring loudly from the other room. He got out of his bed and quickly put on his mask, so the soap wouldn’t enter his lungs.

As he went downstairs, he could see the pink-haired figure in the kitchen, sitting next to the table and eating a bunch of snacks. As he got closer, he could see that she wasn’t staring at the snacks like always, but rather... staring into the air in sad.

“Can’t sleep, Sweetie?” Soap asked his little sister as e sat next to her. She quickly turned to look at him.

“No.” she answered. 

“It’s been like this for a while, girl.” he spoke. “Is there something on your mind?”

“A lot.” she sighed as she grabbed another chocolate bar from the plastic bag. 

“Want to talk about it?” Soap asked her.

“I...I don’t know,” she said. “I mean, you’re probably gonna think it’s stupid, anyway.”

“Hey,” Soap said as he put a hand on her shoulder. “If you need to talk to someone, even if it’s girl’s problems, I’m all ears.”

She tried to smile in response, and Soap could see her trying to fight back some tears.

They sat there quietly for a few minutes. The only sound that was heard was this of plastic bags and candy wraps being messed with by the two siblings, as the only light in the room was coming from one of Mr. Hot’s dragonsanils. 

“Soap?” Sweetie finally broke the silence, staring at the little slipping dragonsnail. “Do you want to know why I... hate... boys?”

“I’m listening.” he answered.

“Well... you know our dad,” she said. “he’s pretty strict about genders.”

“Tell me about it.” Soap giggled.

“I...I always wanted to hang out with you, guys.” she said. “Like, whenever Brass and Shapey were playing robot fights, or whenever Redd and Lost were wrestling...I truly wanted to join.”

“Let me guess, dad stopped you.” Soap asked.

“Yup.” she answered. “Whenever I was even looking at you guys doing your things... he always said I can’t join you. ‘It’s men’s stuff, Sweetie.’ he always said. ‘You’re not a man. You’re a girl!’. I was fucking jealous.”

“We wanted you to join us too.” Soap said. “Brass and I were planning to sneak you out one night so you could join us to watch street robot fights, but dad caught us.”

“Really?” she asked. 

“Yeah. We were pretty mad at dad.” Soap said. “Especially me.”

“Why?” She asked him. “I mean, you’re a boy.”

“I wasn’t always a guy, Sweetie.” Soap said.

Sweetie looked at him, surprised from what she just heard.

“I switched my gender a little bit before you were created.” Soap said. “When I told dad about it, he was pissed.”

He sighed.

“When I started to take hormones, he became even angrier. When I changed my name, he snapped.” Soap continued. “At one point he decided that I’m not allowed to go get my hormones.”

He cracked a vicious smile.

“Keyword is ‘I’.” he said. “Do you remember the times when Money came home and handed me a bag and told me to hide it somewhere?”

“Thought it was drugs.” she said.

“He worked hard to get me the hormones. Whenever dad asked him what’s in the bag he said it was anti-anxiety pills. Whenever I had to ask him to bring me more because I ran out, but dad was around we used code words.” Soap said. “Soon, all siblings took part in this, but Money did most of the job.”

“So what you’re saying is, I have to switch gender in order to make dad happy about me doing boys' stuff?” She asked.

“Fuck no!” he said. “Fuck dad!”

“What do you mean?” She asked him.

“Wondertainment can say what he wants, but don’t listen to him.” Soap said. “He called Brass, Red, Smiles, Fish and I bunch of mistakes, he said Mad’s an idiot when he came out as an ace, and the fact he didn’t allow you to hang out with us because you’re a girl is stupid.”

He looked into her tearing eyes, giving her a soft smile.

“You can do whatever you want sweetie. Girl, guy, whatever, you can do anything.” He said. “We wanted you to hang out with us, but dad’s an idiot so he didn’t allow you to. The good thing is that we don’t live with him anymore.”

She smiled, tears fell down her face when she pulled her older brother into a hug. Soap was surprised since it was the first time she ever hugged him. He hugged her back, allowing her to cry onto his shoulder. They stayed like this for a minute or two before pulling away.

“Thank you.” she said. “I...I’m not used to talk about it with other people, so...”

“Hey, that’s cool.” He said. “You can talk to us about anything. We’re family, after all.”

The two of them smiled and went to play video games in Soap’s room because there’s no way either of them could fall asleep after all that sugar they ate.

[gmsshipsails-blog]

intro

hello! im gonna introduce all the teachers that we write about ; )

mr. carrot - our personal favorite. he is the math/algebra teacher.

mr. soap - a runner up favorite. he is the science/chemistry teacher.

mrs. maldonaked - we all hate her. she is the computer science teacher.

mr. clitwoof - we all share a strong hate for this man. he is the p.e. teacher.

last, BUT not least!

ms. virjack!  - she is (another) p.e. teacher.

we hope you stick around for the shitty smut ;) 

- mod lesbian

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Mac Marler, Mr. Soap and Abuv Limitz are performing in Veteran Status at the VFW

Mac Marler, Mr. Soap and Abuv Limitz will be performing in the concert series Veteran Status at the VFW, Thursday July 24th in Missoula Montana. $5 dollar cover. Show detail from the event FB below.

come celebrate w/ Mateo Mblem Fan Page & *64* To Your Door Music @ Ole Beck VFW Post 209. bring friends, good vibes & salad! Support local Missoula hip hop by purchasing Mateo Mblem's new album "Capture The Flag" Rockin' Rudy's

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Bearmouth Music Festival - Both Baby Tyger and Mr. Soap Hosted by John Howard

Baby Tyger and Mr. Soap is performing for the first annual Bearmouth Music Festival held in Clinton, Montana. Just added, comedian John Howard will be Hosting this event. Bearmouth Music Festival June 19-21, 2014 50,000 Silver Dollar Bar Exit 16, Interstate 90 Haugan, MT 59842 Due to mass demand around the state of Montana and beyond, Zoo Lab Productions is back with a new twist on an old friend. LYME Fest never went away, Papa just got a brand new bag is all. The anticipated unveiling of the new venue has been one of great excitement. Bearmouth chalet has been home to endless legendary concerts over the years such as REO Speedwagon….. In conjunction with local artists Zoo Lab is planning three days of multiple stages, art installations, workshops, vendors, camping, and more. Bearmouth Music Festival will be a blend of genres from all across the board. From folk, electronic, indy, to bluegrass, there will surely be something for every musical pallet to enjoy.

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Bearmouth Music Festival - Both Baby Tyger and Mr. Soap Hosted by John Howard

Baby Tyger and Mr. Soap is performing for the first annual Bearmouth Music Festival held in Clinton, Montana. Just added, comedian John Howard will be Hosting this event. Bearmouth Music Festival June 19-21, 2014 50,000 Silver Dollar Bar Exit 16, Interstate 90 Haugan, MT 59842 Due to mass demand around the state of Montana and beyond, Zoo Lab Productions is back with a new twist on an old friend. LYME Fest never went away, Papa just got a brand new bag is all. The anticipated unveiling of the new venue has been one of great excitement. Bearmouth chalet has been home to endless legendary concerts over the years such as REO Speedwagon….. In conjunction with local artists Zoo Lab is planning three days of multiple stages, art installations, workshops, vendors, camping, and more. Bearmouth Music Festival will be a blend of genres from all across the board. From folk, electronic, indy, to bluegrass, there will surely be something for every musical pallet to enjoy.