#mr. watts

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After Eli crashed into Malvolio Drake’s ship with Blakk’s speedboat:

Malvolio Drake: What?!? We’re sinking?!

Crew member 1: Lifeboats! I FORGOT TO MAKE LIFEBOATS!!

Crew member 2: It wasn’t me!

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Why you beef-witted, half-faced scrubs.

Malvolio Drake to his crew that joined Brutale Drake

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Mr. Watts: Cannons readying!

Malvolio Drake: Let's see if the Shane Gang can withstand the full concentrated power of the slugs! FIRE!

[nothing happens]

Malvolio Drake: [to Mr. Watts] Fire!

Mr. Watts: Still warming up, sir.

Malvolio Drake: Come again?

Mr. Watts: Warming up.

Malvolio Drake: Warming up? The slugs are WARMING UP?

Mr. Watts: Just a little more and...

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Malvolio Drake: Unleash the torpedoes!

Mr. Watts: Captain we don’t have any torpedoes.

Malvolio Drake: OH SHIT I FORGOT TO BUY NEW ONES.

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cutie patooty 

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my bunny gave me a bath today and im so happy i could cry. we were on the couch and he got up behind me and started grooming my head. it was the cutest thing that has ever happened, not only to me but in the history of humanity.  “Licking is the penultimate sign of affection.  It is a rabbit's way of grooming you and he/she will only groom you if he/she loves you”

[little-android-man]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANE