#mr.copper

[sister-world]

Copper wakes up in a damp and Dark basement with cockroaches crawling up the wall.

In the shadows he could see a little gremlin looking feral creature approach from the shadows followed by heavy breathing

"Marry me Copper"

I offer a pink flower and put it in his mane

He's not even phased, just uninterested.

#56

[sister-world]

I now pronounce you man and wife

Mr. Copper you may now kiss your bride

"EW. NEVER." #55

[mylife-reblogged]

Doctor Who - Christmas Edition "Voyage of the Damned"

Mr. Copper: Rather ironic, but this is very much in the spirit of Christmas. It's a festival of violence. They say that human beings only survive depending on whether they've been good or bad. It's barbaric!

The Doctor: Actually, that's not true. Christmas is a time of peace and thanksgiving and— what am I going on about? My Christmasses are always like this.

[mylife-reblogged]

Doctor Who - Christmas Edition "Voyage of the Damned"

Mr. Copper: I am Mr. Copper, the ship's historian. And I shall be taking you to Old Londontown in the country of UK. Ruled over by Good King Wenceslaus. Now human beings worshipped the great god Santa, a creature with fearsome claws, and his wife Mary. And every Christmas Eve, people of UK go to war with the country of Turkey. They then eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner. Like savages!

The Doctor: Excuse me. Sorry, sorry. But where did you get this from?

Mr. Cooper: I have a first class degree in Earthnomics.