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[traaansfem]

Oooh you have meow stims?

We have been meowing since before we had an idea of what gender was. And we were arguing with daycare teachers that we should get to mark down "female" on a sheet at 3 years old. We meow roughly 250 times a day, with significant variation, often much higher on weekends.

Statistically, we have meowed over one million times, with absolute certainty.

By 2030, we will have surpassed 2 million meows.