#mrhhumbert

[ladamepsychique]

Damage || Humbert & Teen Cecilia

mrhhumbert

"What's your damage, mister? Do you have a staring problem or something?"

[incxto]

mrhhumbert replied to your post:tenebricosxm we just got the most horrendous storm...

//you take care!! Be safe + stay calm. :)

it's not too bad now but thank you!

[denvackraste]

mrhhumbert

              Inasmuch she doesn't want to seek help,               being short is sometimes difficult. Putting               a lot of effort to reach the one thing she               needs, Sophia finally gave up at one point.               Looking around, she was uncertain of who               to ask for help. Taking a deep breath, she               finally decided to approach a man nearby.               ❝Excuse me. I know this might be a waste               of your time... But would it be possible for               you to get that item at the top shelf... It's               hard for me to reach it...❞

[misshorxn-blog]

     "H--Humbert?"

the words fell from her lips abruptly, make up smeared under her eyes and cheeks, completely a mess.

[larosedemai-archive]

Corinne x Humbert

SEND ME A SHIP INVOLVING MY MUSE AND I’LL TELL YOU;

Who would be the big spoon? Humbert

Who would wake up first? I can see them both waking pretty early. Corinne’s an early bird, anyway, but Humbert would probably wake first most of the time.

Do they have nicknames for each other? He calls her Lolita. Idk, probably really friggin’ cute pet names in French.

What happened when they met each other’s parents? Nothing of consequence. Humbert met her parents the same way he met all his students’ parents — through the Teacher/Parent meetings. Of course, Cor’s parents have no clue what really goes on between them and she’s never met Humbert’s parents. Probably never will. 

How do they apologise after an argument? With wine and kisses and idk probably make up sex thrown into the mix.

What would they be like as parents? Pretty awesome, tbh.

Who is the better cook? Humbert

Who is more romantic? Well, they’re both pretty romantic, but Humbert is probably a little better at showing it.

What sort of gifts do they get for each other? Cor is an unemployed high school student LOL, so anything she gets Humbert is likely handmade — so sweets or a bottle of wine from her dad’s liquor cabinet. Humbert splurges on her every once in a while with what money he has.

Who gets jealous easiest? Humbert. 

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas? Oh, definitely Cor. Christmas is a huge deal for her. If you think she isn’t going to berate Humbert into putting up decorations, you’re wrong. /shot

Who is the most adventurous? Humbert

Who is the most protective? Humbert

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? In a world where they’re actually the same age, it’d probably be the same tbh. She’d probably be the equivalent of Annabel Lee. 

*BONUS: Song to sum them up?* Young and Beautiful - Lana Del Rey

Do I ship it?

 NOTP / Crack only / AU only / Not really / Maybe a little / Well now I do/ Yes/ Of course! / OTP

[misshorxn-blog]

      "---Hello, Edgar."

         She might be, abit drunk. Not really. She'll just use it as an excuse.

[keyeedinmiami]

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Violet: it is safe to assume that somewhere behind my sore throat and grumpy tummy i am famished.

Violet: tell rio that taking care of key was a very stupid idea and that i'm too tired to kick anyone's ass today, will ya?

[keyeedinmiami]

mrhhumbert liked your post: like for a texting thread?

choose a muse, love.