Feb 23, 2017
Mrs. Free: Where is Nugget [Chad]? Caitlan N: I don’t know. All he’ll tell me is ‘at the doctor.’ Mrs. Free: *gasps, stage whisper* Is Nugget pregnant?
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Mrs. Free: Where is Nugget [Chad]? Caitlan N: I don’t know. All he’ll tell me is ‘at the doctor.’ Mrs. Free: *gasps, stage whisper* Is Nugget pregnant?
Charlee S: Don't erase my thingie that I didn't write!
Mrs. Free: Charlee has a thingie!
Charlee S: Mrs. Free has a thingie!
Mrs. Free: I don't have a thingie! You have a thingie!
Charlee S: I'm pretty sure that girls don't have a thingie.
Caitlan N: Girls aren't supposed to have a thingie?
(We're making masks for class)
Laura B: Would you get angry if I stapled a gecko to mine?
Mrs. Free: A live gecko?
Laura B: Yes.
Mrs. Free: I would have to report you because that is cruelty to animals.
Laura B: ...What if I found a dead gecko.
Kelsey R: Your necklace is on crooked.
Mrs. Free: Would you stop trying to make me look put-together?
Kelsey R: I can't help it.
Mrs. Free: *mocking Kelsey* 'You've got dust on your pants.' 'Your necklace is crooked.' I suppose next you're going to tell me to comb my hair?
Kelsey R: You should.
(Mrs. Free looks defeated and turns away to comb her hair.)
Me: What’s the date of Thanksgiving this year? Mrs. Free: The third Thursday of November. Me: I know that! Date, not day! Date! Date! Mrs. Free: Emilee wants a date with me!
I am so glad I pee before this class!
Mrs. Free after Amy’s audition unintentionally leaves everyone in fits of uncontrollable laughter
(several people are trying to slap their mouths to make a popping noise) Me: And now we’re back in preschool. Mrs. Free: Just so you people know, I had my license to teach small children revoked because I killed one or two of them. This should just serve as a head’s up to some of you...or a head’s off, as the case may be.
Mrs. Free: Be quiet.
Me: I was talking about the time that I was with Laura and the police got called--
Mrs. Free: Let me establish something-- if Laura is there, the police will be called. Is that right?
Laura B: That is very true.