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Clint: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child ?
Tony: that I was gonna marry Captain America
Steve: *whips his head around so fast his neck snaps*
Tony: [clicks pen]
Y/N: [clicks pen in response]
Steve: Stop that.
Tony: Stop what?
Steve: You're talking about me in morse code.
Tony, sarcastically: Yes, that's exactly what we're doing.
Tony: In our very limited time, we took a class in a very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you behind your back. Congrats, you've figured us out.
Y/N, whispering to Thor: That's exactly what we did.
Yelena: Ava’s smiling, did something good happen?
Ava: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?
Bob: Walker tripped and fell in the parking lot this morning
Avengers: We listen and we don't judge.
Thunderbolts: We listen and we judge the fuck out of you.
Logan: I cut my finger
Y/N: I can kiss it. That way it'll get better
Logan: *confused*That works?
Y/N: Yeah, my mum used to do it all the time when I was little
Logan: Huh…
*later*
Logan: I need you to punch me in the mouth
Wade: *has waited his whole life for this* I thought you’d never ask
Tony: Why are you curled up?
Peter: nothing much!
Bruce: Reminds me of when spiders curl up when they get injured. Called a death curl I thi-
Tony and Bruce at the same time: PETER!
Peter: just a stab wound, nothing much. It's comfortable like this.
sarah knows whats up
Tony: Why do you have a blackeye?
Peter: I had a very real and very unfortunate run in with a door. (Not a very real event)
Tony: This door have a name?
Peter: Doors don't talk, Mr.stark...
Tony: Fine I won't make you tell me, just tell me if that doors name was 'Peter-is-fine' or 'Peter-needs-medical-attention'
Peter: ...
Tony: *beginning to sweat, about to tell F.R.I.D.A.Y to open the elevator*
Peter: Lets just say the name rhymes with ‘Discussion.’
Tony: I know I'm a genius but I don't know how to understand your riddles, pete- CONCUSSION!?
