May 26, 2015
Mr. Sloth introspects It had been a long week. Mr. Sloth looked out the window and noticed the juxtaposition between the sunny outdoors and his gloomy heart. He saw the young humans running on sidewalks below, and enviously eyed squirrels leaping through the trees. He felt sad, stuck, tired, and mostly, tired of feeling tired. He was a sloth and not a desk monkey, for the God’s sake! Mr. Sloth decided it was time for action. He was going to get out and live, and he was going to write about it. Oh boy, he was going to write about it.