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Go ahead and watch your shitty standup! This is my time and my day!

im going to kick your ass n you n i both know you deserve it bc im p positive you were going for “it’s my day!!” and im on to you

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23, 28, 29 I can guess 29 ;)

23: What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

HOO BOY well since my brain will NEVER TURN OFF i have roughly a MILLION FEARS. i think my top hits are the fear that A) insects are going to burrow into my skin B) my ceiling is going to collapse on me at any point C) that i would turn into a tree and basically be stuck as a sentient silent immobile object and im terrified of this All The Time D) i had really vivid dreams when i was little of being turned into a really gross alien/mole like a general goddamn mole and it’s just never fucking left me

i blame animorphs

28: You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

full communism.  im not even joking.  if i were joking i’d say i’d reinstate cat worship (turns out im not joking)

29: What is your favorite expletive?

by popular demand i have to say ‘piss/shit’.  im an actual potty mouth.  im like moderately disgusted but also very shrug emoji bc yeah. yeah. like textually it’s def ‘fuck’ or ‘goddamn’ but verbally i say ‘piss’ whenever i drop something or bang a toe or mess up in a VIDEO GAME LIKE UNDERTALE IM SO BAD IM SO DAMN BAD AT THIS GAME

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Hey! Happy Birthday to you! Happiest of birthdays to you! You're an amazing person and you only deserve the best!!

d'awww thank you!! it was a great day!

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4. 27.

god you went hard! ok

4. A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about: while i still really like this song, Behold! The Nightmare by the Smashing Pumpkins is sometimes really difficult to listen to because it reminds me of who i used to be when i was in a really bad place.  i would kiss young-me on the head and try to make things better, but i don't want or need to go back there

27. A song that breaks your heart: fucking Gold Teeth by Man Man.  i adore this song but if i listen to it in the wrong state of mind then get ready for sad city.  this song is my definition of wrenching, hollow longing jeez

SAD SONGS

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20. Hedwig 48. Gilderoy Lockhart

20. Would you bring an animal to Hogwarts? If so, which one?: ok this is silly bc the answer is very obviously YES and A CAT and if i could choose any cat in the world it would have been spanky because he was wise and noble and his meows sounded like gargles.  but a close runner-up would be riley!  he would be such a pain in the ass to house peacefully with other people and delicate objects but what a good boy!

48. If you could live the life of a book character, who would you pick?: this is incredibly difficult???  i want to say Ax from Animorphs but holy hell the amount of trauma any of the animorphs has been through is just… a lot to voluntarily take on??  and then there is Suze from Mediator bc she had a pretty cool power-to-normal-life ratio going on.  but still she was running on max levels of sleep-deprivation and also in a sad almost-relationship with a ghost.  my next thought was legolas and then remus lupin or luna lovegood but things are NOT GETTING BETTER… man i am really trying to examine my favorite characters and my reasons for liking them are def based on relatability but jeez… JEEZ.

let’s go with cassie from animorphs.  she was smart and kind and cared about her parents and animals and i respect the hell out of her (plus she could turn into a WOLF and a SKUNK and an OSPREY HOW COOL IS THAT)

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did karaoke and it’s 100% because i have really lovely people in my life