Nightmare: honestly, i'm so fucking tired of my gang's shit, do you want to take responsibility for them for a few days??
Dream: uhm- sure i guess?
Nightmare: ok GREAT, so make sure you feed them at 8 am and 6 pm sharp, don't give Cross any chocolate after 9 pm no matter what puppy eyes he gives you, always make sure Horror has at least 5 snacks in his room overnight unless you want him to get into the recycling again, don't ever try to take any of Killer's knives, if you notice Dust staring at Killer's soul for more than seven seconds distract him immediately, don't ever let them mess with Error's pet creepers in Minecraft --














