Jul 4, 2021
Terrano: Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.
Helen: Nobody in this household should be allowed outside I swear to God.
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Terrano: Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.
Helen: Nobody in this household should be allowed outside I swear to God.
Terrano: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Teela: Wasn't Mandoran with you?
Mandoran: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Severn: There are two things I fear the most...
Severn: Failure, and Kaylin on a sugar rush.
Mandoran: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Kaylin: Really? Name one law
Mandoran: [pause] Don't kill people?
Kaylin: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
14 years old Kaylin: I totally failed the safety and health course today…
Marcus: How did you manage that?
Kaylin: Well one of the questions was “In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?”
Marcus: And…
Kaylin: "Fuckin’ large ones" was apparently the wrong answer.
If Teela ever took driving lessons:
Instructor: Okay, you’re driving, and Tain and Kaylin walk onto the road. Quick! what do you hit?
Teela: Oh, definitely Tain. I could never hurt Kaylin.
Instructor, sighing: the brakes, Teela. You hit the brakes!
Ynpharion: *Throwing food at ducks* Do not forget this act of altruism. If I am ever in trouble I expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do not forget.
Teela: I prevented murder today!
Tain: Really? How?
Teela: self control