OTP meme: Ellara/Bull and Ariadne/Josephine
Which one sexts like a straight white boy? Ellara. She laughs every time she tries.
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? Probably Bull. And Ellara’s never going to let him forget it.
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? Krem.
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? No one.
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? Ellara.
Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon? They both did.
Who laughs more during sex? Ellara.
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? You know, I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately, and I don’t think it’s possible to spoon with Bull. Because of his horns, I don’t think he can lay on his side. But Ellara definitely sleeps on top of him a lot.
Which one sexts like a straight white boy? Ariadne. Josie’s a former bard and also a master Game player - of course all her sexts are artful and perfectly flirty without giving anything away. Every so often Varric or Bull or Sera will look at Ari when she says something, and respond with “It’s a good thing you’re hot.”
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? Both of them. Definitely both of them.
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? Sera.
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? Nope. Actually, there’s a reason none of my ships do this: I really really hate this, please don’t ever do it to me.
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? Josephine. Ari’s always warm, so she doesn’t mind it too much.
Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon? Josephine.
Who laughs more during sex? Both of them about equal.
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? Josephine, typically.