#mssh

[pig-e-on]

hey boss sorry i can't come in tomorrow i am suicidally anxious about the change in my routine you told me about today

[pig-e-on]

had to do the teacher shout

scary

[pig-e-on]

i fucked up at work and feeling absolutely self-loathingly shameful and when i told my work friend they said "WELP that's you an adult now; you've made your last childish mistake and now you've learnt better" and i just think that's a great mindset

[pig-e-on]

pfft what do you mean that work email was sent at 2:30 in the morning whaaat no you just can't tell the difference between 12 and 24 hour time

okay but actually no i wasn't awake thinking about it genuinely i just woke up bc i rolled onto something cold, had a mini existential crisis, then remembered i forgot to send it yesterday

[pig-e-on]

waiting for a phone call but i also need to poop

[pig-e-on]

*me @ my job interview tomorrow*: i'm qualified i have no social life and i live nearby what more do you want

[pig-e-on]

how tf is this going to go

[pig-e-on]

getting a cold... discomfort and stressful, but potential mid-week pyjama day??