“I’m gon’na tell you a story --” the one-eye’d man spoke from behind his beer, taking a short swig and swishing it around his mouth before swallowing. “See, there was this guy -- real straight ‘nd narrow type fucker in Harvard University. Some government types decided to do an experiment, this straight-edge guy had written a thesis, see, and these government types berated this guy for three straight years about said thesis -- three straight years of being told how fuckin’ stupid he is. Course, this didn’t put him off the belief he had in his thesis, in fact, it made him believe in it even more. You might’ve read some of the guys thesis -- if you ain’t, you’ve heard extracts from it. Guy turned into the fucking Unabomber. Am I saying the government’s evil? Fucking right I am. We were less savage as cave-men, my friend.”