#much laughs

[thatlesbian94-blog]

50 Shades of

What the fuck am I doing with my life?

[prideandperdition]

Minor complaints of this day from most to least world shattering: No boop </3, forgetting to bring a croissant to share with the crows and they probably plan my demise now, severe lack of cuddles, customers seeing you carry a fuckload of heavy boxes and complaining they don't understand payment like whiny babies, customers in general, that Italian guy whose breath smelled like poop and alcohol, that truck driver nearly pushing me off the highway (I hope the crows know what you've done)

[melodiousramblings]

Critics are stupid 😒

Venom was mega FUN 😂

I ship Venom and Eddie cuz they are #1 ✌️❤

[beammeupmoony]

My friends ambushed me with balloons today and it was beautiful. Also, Sorry will never be the same and i hope @chasertiff saved that brownie fail that i experienced.

[dawdreygore]

wow, Marwick is such an asshole but he's the best kind of asshole there is. 

and he loves his cats, so what's more to like? 

[alteraego]

the most important let it go cover

[einsteinenstein]

Me: *empties out water from cooler

Me: It's okay, bro. Let it all out.