#mud headcanons

[shrimpswritingblog]

On me hands and knees may I request general romance hcs with Mud x reader? Maybe what he's like when he's whoops in way too deep and realises? Thank you omg

۶ৎ Mud x GN!Reader General Romance HCs

《 A/N: YESS I GOT YOU ANON!! THE CROWD GOES WILD 🗣‼️‼️ I'm IN LOVE with this guy I can't even lie, this prompt is cute asf <33 Ty for requesting! 》

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☠︎︎ He realizes he's in love with you when he catches himself stealing trinkets, not for himself, but because he thought 'Y/N might like this.'

☠︎︎ The realization hits him like bullet to the neck!

☠︎︎ He'd try to deny it at first, telling himself that you're just another ‘scheme’ he's working on.

☠︎︎ What scheme you may ask?

☠︎︎ Uh…

☠︎︎ "Just gettin' close to earn their trust... that's all." He lies murmurs to himself under his breath.

☠︎︎ Sure.

☠︎︎ You'd notice him watching you from across the butchershop, quickly averting his eyes whenever you catch him staring.

☠︎︎ Despite his decaying appearance, Mud becomes oddly self-conscious around you when he’s fallen deep!

☠︎︎ He’s adjusting his fedora, straightening his tie and even making sure the melting skin on his face looks ‘presentable’.

☠︎︎ Ken can read his brother like a book, he often catches him staring at you when he thinks you aren’t looking.

☠︎︎ "Me? In love?! With Y/N?! HAHAHA! That's rich!” He throws his head back as he cackles fakely. After he’s done ‘laughing’, he’ll probably beat on his chest to clear his throat.

☠︎︎ Ken just rolls his eyes and gets back to work.

☠︎︎ There’s definitely been instances where he asks Ken to cement a person who’s been harassing you around town under the guise of them being an awful person (which they are) similar to how Ken avoided telling Mud why they were trying to hunt Jack.

☠︎︎ When you ask him directly why he's been acting…strange, he'd respond with something like: “Strange? Me? I ain't strange, doll! I'm the most normal rotling in this whole district. It's YOU who's been actin' funny!”

☠︎︎ Watching the light in your eyes sparkle as he hands you a present really warms his heart…wait does he even have one—

☠︎︎ He’ll probably confess with a bouquet of stolen flowers, the ones you once mentioned liking in passing.

☠︎︎ He'd try to impress you with his shooting skills FOR SURE!!

☠︎︎ Despite all these cute gestures, the guy is a BIG flirt and a little shit!

☠︎︎ Since Mud is over 7 feet, the MAN IS TALL and will use it to his advantage!

☠︎︎ And so, he WILL blow smoke in your face lovingly and has the AUDACITY to chuckle to himself as he watches you swat away the fumes from your face

☠︎︎ Plus it doesn’t help that he finds you even more irresistible when you’re mad

☠︎︎ Despite his crass nature, he's surprisingly gentle with you, ONLY in private if course!

☠︎︎ But sometimes he does forget when he’s in front of his (soon to be your) family or flat out doesn’t care, so his sudden tenderness confuses the hell out of the others.

☠︎︎ “GET A ROOM!”

☠︎︎ Speaking of rooms!

☠︎︎ Since the poor fella sleeps on meat hooks in the freezer room, you bought him the mattress he’d been desperately wanting. (The gesture made him fall for you even harder)

☠︎︎ His idea of romance would be teaching you how to shoot/improving your skill if you already know how!

☠︎︎ He starts setting aside some of his stolen goods in a special "Y/N Fund" for your future together.

☠︎︎ He feels so cheesy but he genuinely thinks not being around you is worse than the Inferno itself.

☠︎︎ He’d say cute stuff like that all the time before adding something along the lines of: “Don't you dare tell anyone I said that."

☠︎︎ When you two drift asleep in the same mattress you bought him, he definitely stays awake a little longer to watch you sleep with a content smile on his face before he dozes off.

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~🚬⚠︎︎Mud x Reader dating headcanons⚠︎︎🚬~

If anyone wants to request a x reader for any more of the gaslight district cast then I’m happy to answer your requests!!! :)

Despite Mud being…well Mud he’s more vulnerable with you in private more then public, but he does leans his head against your shoulder whenever you sit next to him as showing at least SOME vulnerability. But in private he’s more softer and upbeat when you both are alone. What? A man’s needs to keep his reputation alive, you’d do the same if you were in his shoes since he’s a member of The Smiling Dead for crying out loud!

He basically would want you to lay on top of him when you both are cuddling since he likes it when you lay on top of him since he loves to play with your hair or when you caress his face even though he doesn’t wanna admit it, but damn he’s a sucker for your physical affection.

whenever Mud is in a very bad mood he basically hugs you from behind as a sign of “I want attention now because I’m pissed off.” when he says so or basically vents to you about what’s been pissing him off since you’re the only one he’s comfortable enough to talk about his feelings with.

A huge flirt with you and quite the charmer but a liiittle bit corny one for sure and he finds it adorable when you blush and when you and Mud are having a flirt battle he’d usually thinks for sure that he’ll win. (Spoiler alert he doesn’t he just looks away and doesn’t say anything)

Not a very jealous boyfriend but just making sure that no weirdo is making you uncomfortable so he walks up to you and the person that you’re talking to, analyzing your body language and facial expressions for any sign of discomfort or not and if you were you don’t even have to has…you just need to ask breadhead to stop mud before he kills that rotling over and over with his bare fist and a pocket knife.

When ever you go on dates with him it’s mostly park dates or at the whale belly butcher-shop (which before the dates he made bets with Ken so that you and him could eat for free and he always cheats because there is no way he’s paying) and he never fails to surprise you at most times he would give you gifts and there’s an equal fifty/fifty percent chance that he might’ve stole or bought with his money that he could’ve bought a mattress that he wanted to get but the idiotic things he does for you can only you.

You told him a story about when Mel and breadhead was still kids and before you both were dating, they walked up to and Mel said and you quote “our uncle likes your butt or something.” Pointing at mud then walking away. The man never lived that down for the rest his eternal life and maybe Mel is somewhat dead to him thanks to you saying that

Mud’s the small spoon, prove me wrong. He always enjoys sleeping at your place than that damn freezer and sleeping beside you is the icing on the cake for him and he wouldn’t trade it for anything in the world at all, hell not even for a stack of scarabs!

[shrimpswritingblog]

Hello, could you do Gaslight District mud x informant reader who gives him everything he asks for information for the smiling dead relationship headcanons

۶ৎ Mud x Informant!GN!Reader HCs

《 A/N: OOOoo!! I love this idea, I'm seriously considering writing more with this type of reader since it's so interesting and has a alotta potential for nsfw hcs mwahahaa! tyty for requesting! btw on the wiki it says he's over 7 feet like HELLOOO?? 😼😻 》

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“You always give me what I want, sweetheart. Makes me wonder what you want in return…”

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☠︎︎ Your first run-in with Mud happened in one of the grimiest corners of the Gaslight District.

☠︎︎ You were in the middle of selling dirt on a rival gang when Mud overheard, casually shot the buyer in the head, and offered you double what they were paying.

☠︎︎ What a meet-cute, amirite?

☠︎︎ At first, Mud kept you at a distance– because, y’know, this is the Gaslight District!

☠︎︎ In the early stages of your 'partnership', he’d meet you in abandoned warehouses (always with his finger on the trigger of his shotgun) and eventually, he’d let you share intel in the freezer room of the Whale Belly Butchershop (which I suppose is him bringing you to his bedroom if you think about it)

☠︎︎ I feel like he’d do something freaky, like point his gun to your head and get really close to you, looming over you with a scowl and warning glare.

☠︎︎ “Don’t take it personal, dollface. I haven’t survived 5,000 years by bein’ careless.”

☠︎︎ You’re not stupid, you knew better than to play games with the Smiling Dead.

☠︎︎ The first time you really earned his respect was when you gave him exact details on a rival gang’s rare-item shipment which led to the cleanest heist they’ve had all week!

☠︎︎ While you provide information to the whole Smiling Dead family, Mud has claimed you as his informant.

☠︎︎ Also, your network is absurd.

☠︎︎ “Oh! I know a guy who knows a girl whose aunt’s roommate’s cousin’s best friend–”

☠︎︎ You’ve got dirt on everyone.

☠︎︎ Which is a blessing and a curse when rival gangs are always breathing down your goddamn neck.

☠︎︎ You absolutely gossip with Mel like it’s your second job.

☠︎︎ Breadhead sometimes joins in, sipping from a teacup and nodding while you spill the wildest stories.

☠︎︎ “THEN, when the vows were starting, she stood up and said, 'I’m pregnant with his baby!'"

"You're lying. Y/N, tell me you're lying!”

☠︎︎ His eyes never leave yours when you share info, his feet up on a table, cigarette dangling from his grinning lips as he listens to your latest report.

☠︎︎ In the pilot, you were def one of the persons she got intel from! (and NOT the wrong info about Angel Mother) You provided pictures, maps, everything!

☠︎︎ He shares his lighter with you when you two smoke together (only after he trusts you)

☠︎︎ Mud suspects you know more than you let on–which...is true, you do!

☠︎︎ You’ve pieced together about Melancholy being human, but keep it to yourself.

☠︎︎ It’s your most valuable bargaining chip, saved for when you might truly need it.

☠︎︎ One of these days, Mud will ask you for everything, and I mean everything you know via gunpoint before he can fall deeper in love with you.

[thentherewasfury]

i get the feeling jorge eats obscene amounts of fruit yogurt im not sure why i just do.

When you're a jockey, you tend to go for anything that's got a high food-mass-to-calories ratio, and the nonfat stuff isn't so bad at all. He sticks it in his morning smoothies and then has a cup to go with lunch, and gradually figures out every possible way you can mix yogurt and alcohol that won't trigger a person's projectile-vomit reflex so that he can justify getting trashed when he really, really needs to. Jackie kind of hates him for making it work.