#mudbloodclay

[oncedivine]

outofcharacter. oWowoowo it is ONE IN THE MORNIN' i drank too much lucozade |: anyway goodbye i. am going to try and sleep ALSO IT IS ME AND OLLIE'S ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF FIRST SPEAKING TODAY CELEBRATE

[oncedivine]

“I like the fucking view.”

"Course you do.” A grin slips onto his face — maybe it’s too romantic to say it appeared as soon as he heard Amos’ voice — palms resting behind him on the mattress to hold himself up. Today, of all days, he wasn’t even waiting for him — he just hasn’t managed to drag himself out of bed yet. “Then get over here.”

[oncedivine]

m!a: every time u talk 2 amos u have 2 say "no homo" after the sentence. this lasts for however the fuck long u want it 2 last prolly like. one thread,

[somniatoresx]

"I need a lighter. Seriously. I'm dying right now." So dramatic, Scarlett. But you can't die.

[xlapsishasmoved]

⊕

Pros;

+ hate sex sounds like fun

+ apparently you can't die

+ you're a cutie

Cons;

- I really don't like you

- like, really

[firesgoddess]

         ❝ Whom would you be to disturb me, hm? ❞ 

[xlapsishasmoved]

  [ I laugh when Amos meets people, and just their reactions--. ]

[oncedivine]

    "-- kitten." Screw not being human, if he has a headache, he can have a fucking headache. "C'mere."