🍒 — do you have any inside jokes with your s/o or funny scenarios?
these are some cannon funny events from two of my main drs.
creds to @cafekitsune for the dividers!
— i always make fun of him saying he has the “blue eyed stare”. he hates it, but secretly knows it’s true.
— when joe buzzed and bleached his hair i called him slim shiesty until it started to grow out. which is also ironic because he knows how much i love eminem so he set himself up, really.
— for inside jokes, we were at a party once and i had my fair share of drinks (lol). joe asked me if i was ready to go and i said “i’m ready” in that annoying spongebob voice. we both found it extremely funny given that neither of us were sober and now any time either of us ask if the other’s ready, we use the spongebob voice.
alessandro russo [mafia dr]
— this man absolutely DESPISES when i wear false lashes. he thinks they look like bugs 😭. this man rarely shows any emotion either, but when it comes to the falsies, he freaks out. one night i took off my falsies and shoved them in his face and he physically recoiled and looked at me in pure disgust. i literally almost pissed myself laughing at his reaction. out of all things a mafia boss could fear, it’s my false lashes??
— i like to bite alessandro, just to throw him off. he could be writing something down and i’ll sneak up behind him to chomp on his shoulder. i don’t bite hard, but he finds it irritating which makes me want to do it more. i always get a kick out of his reactions.
— i was sick once and told ale not to cuddle or kiss me because he would get sick too. he didn’t care and still wanted to be near me. of course, he gets sick as soon as i start to recover. “i told you, you’d get sick.” i threw the pharmacy bag containing his meds at him. he huffed and flipped me off. “you kept asking for kisses, even though i warned you this would happen.” i further stated, sitting as far away from him on the couch as possible. “i asked for a kiss, not the bubonic plague, smartass.” he stated, looking at me completely unamused. i found it hilarious how he said it with no emotion and started cackling which made him look at me like i was crazy 💀
