#multiple part ask

[crabfemme]

🃏 So the four of them are like playfully arguing over me and I’m just sitting there like thank you god, didn’t know u existed but u are so kind. God truly is the best wing woman. As I snap back to reality 🐶 is asking me if I like any of them back. They’re all there just waiting and I give the generic All y’all are my faves *finger guns* *wink wink* but yeah I somehow got out of that intense moment and now idk how to answer any of em

[wlwadviceblog]

oKay so i’m cliche and i have a crush on my best friend of 10 years, childhood besties and shit!! but like i like her now so whoops, and she’s bi and i’m a lesbian so we could technically have a chance? ig!! but idk if she likes me!! i mean we do gay shit but we’ve done that since like we were 5 so maybe it’s just in a platonic way and yesterday i sent her a post with “cute soulmate rings- your lover’s initial and birthstone” and i was like hm gay i’ll send under the guise of “bff rings” 1/2

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[crabfemme]

🃏 So 🐶 straight up tells me she wants to kiss me and I’m like 😳😳😳😳 excuse me?! As I go into useless lesbian mode, 🐶 is really putting her Flirt cap on and I’m just trying to survive this wave. Long story short, a kiss does not happen. But ya know we’re all still gal pals all fine & dandy. Time passes and we’re all hanging out when suddenly the topic is about me and 🍣 is like yo you’re my ultimate girl crush then 🎀&😜 chime in & are like yeah we have a crush on you too. I was like R.I.P

[wlwadviceblog]

and then she goes “i feel like ur hinting at somehing” which i 100% was and i play Useless Lesbian Card and go “lol what?” and she sends the same image with “TAG YOUR BOO” circled in red, and i’m like o lol uh just cool friend rings u no? :) and now there’s this elephant in this room and she sent me a post about ldrs (to be fair it was half a shitpost but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) help my dumb lesbian ass figure out how to ask her out or smthin before i make myself a fool (also we used to live 2/3

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[crabfemme]

butch disaster anon - she doesn't want a relationship atm so i can't ask her out, but do you think she might maybe like me??? also i'm going round her house in a month or so and we're going to a theme park together is any of that,, g a y i really can't tell

It’s gay. If she doesnt want a relationship though, you should be careful that she’s not just toying with you ... ask her if theres any possibility of this becoming something in the future

[crabfemme]

so uhhhh. i really like this (also wlw) girl and idk if she likes me back?? she calls me cute and attractive a lot and like. touches my face even though she said she doesn't like being touched,,, also she talks to me for hours about anything and pretty much forgets the rest of our friends lmao but like,, idk ?? we're going out for coffee at some point but i don't know if it's all just a friend thing yknow - a butch disaster

[crabfemme]

2/2 ... 2. i am not out to my parents n they r very homophobic so coming out itself will be hard and then on top of that having to tell them its long distance. Like i cant just fuck off from this country to visit her i’ll need to tell them. She is so worth it but idk what to do :(( advice is really appreciated thank u <3 :(

If you are in danger of being harmed, i never advise coming out to your parents. However, i realize that seeing your gf is a top priority, and im not sure what to tell you. If anyone else has an opinion, mark it “ldr gf advice.” I think primarily your safety has to be the priority. If you can somehow put on hold ur relationship, maybe that would be wise. Im sorry though and this is truly a heartbreaking situation

[crabfemme]

1/2 hello! I’m kind of in a messy situation and i really could use advice. ive been in a ldr with my girlfriend for a while now and shes the love of my life she truly is but im scared for the future. I really want to see her as soon as possible we havent met irl yet but i 1. have never travelled and doing it alone sounds scary for a first time n the money is an issue ...

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