#multitrxsh

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Person: wow I wonder how Dan's gonna top Phil's cake this year!

Me: Dan couldn't top something to save his life

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My English class has been studying hamlet recently and whilst procrastinating writing my essay, I made this. My teacher saw and laughed hysterically then proceeded to tell me to upload it to our google classroom. She then showed me her laptop background which is now this. I also found out later that she also loves Doctor Who and showed my her TARDIS socks.

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Strange things I’ve heard at school:

 - “I’m so good at pick-pocketing, I can pic-pocket your virginity.”

 - Person A: Can you please take my mask off now?”

  Person B: “If he wants to be a furry, let him be a furry. Let him express himself in whatever way he chooses. We don’t judge you because of our cheese fetich Michael!”

 - Person A: “We had Mr Smith today for History-”

   Person B: “Mr who?”

   Person A: “The gay pirate-”

   Person B: “Oh! Right. Continue.”

  - Teacher: “We all make choices every day of our lives. For example, what did you have for breakfast this morning?”

   Student who isn’t paying attention and is having their own private conversation: “WEED.”